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Post by Shevy on Sept 14, 2005 3:56:00 GMT -5
This film is an insult to the great men and women who spend countless hours in front of computers creating incredibly realistic CGI icebergs.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Post by slodki on Sept 14, 2005 11:01:57 GMT -5
the link isn't working for me?
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Post by unclemeat on Sept 29, 2005 18:07:44 GMT -5
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Post by 1:( on Sept 29, 2005 18:17:09 GMT -5
The headline coupled with this picture made me laugh my ass off when I saw it:  |
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Post by 1:( on Oct 31, 2005 1:58:22 GMT -5
This picture shall live on in infamy!  |
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Post by thrashed on Oct 31, 2005 17:50:45 GMT -5
The headline coupled with this picture made me laugh my ass off when I saw it: gross |
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Post by 1:( on Nov 8, 2005 22:47:23 GMT -5
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Post by unclemeat on Nov 16, 2005 20:17:21 GMT -5
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Post by 1:( on Nov 26, 2005 14:23:33 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHA www.theonion.com/content/node/42827"Oh sure, there are the occasional few who want to be my acolytes, but come on. I mean, have you seen these people? They're plain weird. Sure, they say that the reason they're into me is because they're rejecting society's small-minded notions of petty morality and embracing a world where "do as thou wilt" shall be the whole of the law, but it's pretty obvious that they're really just mad that nobody else in the corporeal realm wants anything to do with them. I was sort of excited by the ones from the Norwegian black metal scene at first, though. I thought, "Finally, some worshippers who, if nothing else, at least have the balls to burn down a 900-year-old church." Some of them even had girlfriends. But that wore off pretty quick after I caught a few shows. For people who've supposedly sold their souls to the devil, these guys couldn't put together a tune for shit. I mean, I sure as hell didn't trade them any guitar skills down at the crossroads—or whatever the hell the Norwegian folklore equivalent would be—and from the sound of their records, nobody else did either. Let's just admit it—black metal is lame." |
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Post by dangerzone on Nov 26, 2005 17:43:01 GMT -5
MY PARODIES ON THE OLD METAL MANIACS BOARD WERE FUNNIER THAN THIS SHIT.
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Post by thrashed on Nov 26, 2005 18:08:44 GMT -5
You're not alone. lamp's sense of humor gets pretty sickening after awhile.
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Post by 1:( on Nov 27, 2005 14:38:11 GMT -5
Well what do you expect? This isn't a metal magazine we're talking about, they write about everything.
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Post by funkenstein on Nov 30, 2005 18:47:10 GMT -5
The Onion is the perfect view into the consciousness of Wisconsin. Except most of those cheeseheads think the shit is real.
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Post by 1:( on Nov 30, 2005 19:42:04 GMT -5
If you're reading the Jim Anchower articles, yeah. Those fucking rock.
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Post by funkenstein on Nov 30, 2005 19:53:49 GMT -5
Although I had an hour long discussion with this dumb little prick on a train once, trying to explain to him that the Onion was all a joke. Tardo just thought it sucked because it wasn't a good newspaper. Served him right for having a pink mohawk.
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Post by thrashed on Nov 30, 2005 21:56:06 GMT -5
fuck that I wouldn't even bother talking to some punk ass kid with a pink mohawk, let alone sitting there arguing with him
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Post by funkenstein on Nov 30, 2005 23:22:35 GMT -5
I was trying to read my paper while riding the El, and the little shithead started bugging me about how that "Onion paper is a piece of shit, man". Plus he was drinking a can of Milwaukee's Beast, so he had to have some sense introduced into his life.
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Post by 1:( on Mar 28, 2006 19:34:55 GMT -5
Raccoon grinderThe picture makes them seem like a white belt band, but still a funny read nonetheless.
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Post by unclemeat on Apr 22, 2006 12:01:31 GMT -5
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Post by Shevy on Apr 23, 2006 8:31:31 GMT -5
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