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Post by 1:( on Feb 14, 2005 11:32:03 GMT -5
February 14th. A day on the calendar I absolutely hate. People go out and buy stupid gifts for their "loved" ones and then they force fuck each other because it's tradition. Everyone in the Hallmark executive offices laugh their asses off watching the American public actually thinking this holiday they created for some profit has meaning. Just like Mother's Day and Father's Day. They don't laugh too hard on Grandparents' Day though. Mainly because it's not catching on. Nobody knows when it is.
I think the only thing good about this holiday is those candy hearts. If I could steal all of those out of the nearest Hallmark store, I wouldn't hesitate to set a flamethrower on that place. But Easter has better candy anyway. Those Cadbury Creme egg things are godlike. And those little mini chocolate eggs. Holy shit.
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Post by unclemeat on Feb 14, 2005 12:00:17 GMT -5
What was the Simpson's episode what the card company created Love day?
"Sir Huggs-A-Lot? But I wanted Lord Hugginton!" ;D
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Post by sc00ts on Feb 14, 2005 12:07:24 GMT -5
nothing like a good force-fucking now and then....
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Post by sc00ts on Feb 14, 2005 12:08:07 GMT -5
ps sounds like lamp will be jackin it solo tonight
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Post by 1:( on Feb 14, 2005 12:16:47 GMT -5
Which is no different from any other night. Thank god for scrambled Cinemax.
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Post by Shevy on Feb 14, 2005 12:26:34 GMT -5
Sorry you feel that way, Lamp, but Valentine's Day is no different from any other commercially-driven holiday.
Some day you're going to find somebody to be completely infatuated with, and when that day comes I'm willing to bet you're going to be buying flowers on Valentine's Day. It's just another marker of events for those of us that can't remember what happened all 365 days of the year.
Lighten up. Take it from me, life sucks when you're all skulls and barbed wire 24-7.
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Post by sc00ts on Feb 15, 2005 7:33:04 GMT -5
we went out for sushi... i couldn't remember what we ordered and they ended up bringing us someone else's food as well as our own so i ate a fucking SHIT LOAD of sushi. good times.
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Post by Shevy on Feb 15, 2005 8:36:43 GMT -5
Took a break around one-ish and brought my wife a dozen roses, a card, a book, and a calender she wanted. She got home from work around 8:30, so we cooked up some buffalo steaks and garlic butter shells.
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Post by unclemeat on Feb 15, 2005 8:42:12 GMT -5
The wife got home from work, we ate, then I left for school.
Got home late because of the fucking snow, and she was asleep.
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Post by 1:( on Feb 16, 2005 11:00:18 GMT -5
I...wait, what did I do again?
Hell, I can't even remember.
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Post by unclemeat on Feb 16, 2005 17:08:01 GMT -5
I...wait, what did I do again? Hell, I can't even remember. Come one man think |
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Post by 1:( on Feb 17, 2005 17:38:17 GMT -5
It must not be important. I guess it was no different than any other night.
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Post by smcproductions on Feb 23, 2005 0:16:57 GMT -5
dude, you actually like those chalky, disgusting candy hearts?? my god!
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Post by 1:( on Feb 23, 2005 0:45:08 GMT -5
God damnit. You're bringing back memories of over a week ago that are best left forgotten.
Although one of the other busboys where I work said he got a ONE HUNDRED dollar tipout that night! Holy shit! I got $57 on Sunday night for tips(in five hours) and that's still above average.
I wonder how long he was there.
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Post by unclemeat on Feb 23, 2005 11:09:32 GMT -5
dude, you actually like those chalky, disgusting candy hearts?? my god! The Daily Show had some great ones: Nice Rack Swallow Racial Purity |
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Post by OneEye on May 16, 2005 10:38:49 GMT -5
Shevy, you'll have to share this Buffalo steaks thing with me. I saw in another thread where you mentioned your wife made Buffalo chicken. Since I do most of the cooking at home, I'm looking for new ideas.
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Post by Shevy on May 16, 2005 11:03:48 GMT -5
Those buffalo steaks were meat from an actual buffalo. I'm not sure how popular something like that would be on the west coast, but around here you can buy them at your local supermarket.
As for buffalo chicken, I don't know how she does it other than buffalo sauce. I'm a terrible cook...but a wonderful eater.
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Post by sc00ts on May 16, 2005 11:10:49 GMT -5
buffalo sauce is usually just butter and tabasco sauce
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Post by OneEye on May 16, 2005 14:31:29 GMT -5
Oh, well, that much I knew. I don't think I've had Buffalo meat, I've seen it ground in the store. I make hot wings from time to time, I guess is what you easterners call Buffalo wings, because buffalo don't actually have wings. Holy shit, that Stubbs Wicked chicken wing sauce is hot!
A long time ago someone posted a recipe for dolphin steaks on the Melvins list. Good way to piss some people off.
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Post by Shevy on May 16, 2005 14:40:53 GMT -5
Dolphin steaks...that's hilarious. You should make a recipe for Bald Eagle Hot Wings.
Rumor has it that the Washington Biology Survey used to tag all the animals they were watching with a leg tag reading, "Wash. Biol. Serv.". Then they got a letter one day which basically said something like, "I shot one of your birds the other day. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions found on the leg and wanted to let you know it tasted awful."
Because of this they changed the tags to read something like "Fish And Wildlife Service". Not sure if it's true or not, but funny all the same.
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