Kill the box factories! Start a revolution! Eat cardboard with your bare hands! Lick a toilet seat! Stick a toaster in a bathtub! RRREEEEVVVVOOOLLLUUUUTTTTIIIIOOOONNNN
I like bananas. As well as banana bread and banana chips.
I've eaten one too many pretzels today. The salt intake is killing me.
Oh by the way...
Sc00ts said:
shev if you wore like a green shirt here people would be like "whoa whoa WHOA, whattayou some kinda johnny hollywood rockstar? haw haw haw. are you in ledded zeppelin now? haw haw haw. watch out when you walk done the street, some guy may try to come home with you. haw haw haw."
obviously i work in like the greatest place possible.
That was worth of being in here. I had to stifle my laughter because I'm in school, but it was friggin' great.
i work in a box factory. everyone here has the mentality of a 2 year old.
i'm the "structural engineer" and basically design the form/structure for various kinds of flexible paperboard packaging (CAD design mostly). i also do some pre-press stuff, we have 5 and 6 color offset presses. basically i chill on the computer in my office most of the day, away from everone else thank god.
you don't "have" to, but that's the moden way to do it. makes sense if you want to be able to make sure the cutting die, artwork, etc is all EXACTLY the same. also, with the CAD system i can output directly to a plotter table to cut a one-off sample of a design that is close to an actual production sample.
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"The text explains that Oprahs exist on many worlds. There are probably colonies of them throughout the universe, possibly a Planet of the Oprahs. It is likely that Earth's own Ms. Winfrey is descended from these beings."
-Weekly World News
My mom surprised me by leaving this on my desk today while I was at school. Good times...
The Psyopus message board started up today. It's got to be the most deplorable piece of shit board I've ever seen. There are people there who have three digit post counts already.
"Hey, last night I was talking to the guitarist of XskullgobletX on AIM and he told me that Death Before Dying In A Twisted River Of Sorrow That's Bleeding is going to be playing tonight!" "I heart your car! It rocks! I heart it so much!" "I love your shoes, they are the sex" "STOP GOING TO SHOWS"
"Oh shut up, you knew it was getting deleted* the second I saw it. You're not going to attack my fav genre and expect me to be alright with it. That's insanity."