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Post by funkenstein on Jan 8, 2006 12:28:57 GMT -5
Well, obviously we can't go with their whole artistic expression defining new and unexpressed levels of human experience when we talk about hair bands. Unless that involves getting laid in some way.
Motley Crue is around nowadays because Tommy Lee banged some fake boobed slut back a few years and they played it up. It got all the old morons to start on the nostalgia trip, whip out their ratty T-shirts, and then feel their wife's saggy booby in the parking lot of their local Dennys in the front seat of their 1985 Trans Am. They dragged it out, kept him in the news for enough time to be recognizable again, then the band got together for a reunion to make more money off of retards.
Now, where's Poison? WASP? Stryper? RATT? Def Leppard? Skid Row? Warrant? Twisted Sister? Winger? Fire House? Cinderella? Queensryche? Great White is killing people in small, New England pyrotechnic displays. I define part of success as the ability to evolve and grow as artists. These and many, many others faded away as one trick ponies riding a trend. Plus, any bands that involve spandex, large amounts of hair spray and any sort of eye liner always and forever more SUCK MY BALLS!!!!
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Post by Follow The Hollow on Jan 11, 2006 8:02:33 GMT -5
I think you proved your point, dude.
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Post by dangerzone on Jan 11, 2006 14:20:34 GMT -5
MOST OF THOSE FUCKING BANDS ARE STILL AROUND IN SOME SHAPE OR FORM. DO YOU EXPECT THEM TO STILL BE SELLING PLATINUM ALBUMS OR SOMETHING? FOR ALL THE ABUSE THEY SUFFERED THEY STILL OUTLASTED THE WHOLE GRUNGE SCENE ALMOST. YOU SAY THAT THOSE BANDS FAILED TO PROGRESS. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THEIR MUSIC? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THESE BANDS RELIED ON LIPSTICK AND HAIRSPRAY? YOU'RE STILL STUCK IN THAT 1989 HEADSPACE. IT WAS NEARLY 20 YEARS AGO. AS FOR THE CRUE THEY ARE STILL AROUND BECAUSE OF THE MUSIC CHAMP. THAT'S A FACT.
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Post by funkenstein on Jan 11, 2006 14:26:31 GMT -5
And bands like Foghat, Golden Earring and Steppenwolf are still around, too. They're doing the same kind of crapola they used to do, on the same kind of county fair/never ending reunion tour/any crappy little venue that will take us touring circut, also. They still suck as well. They also outlasted the grunge scene. So did alot of polka bands, for that matter.
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Post by dangerzone on Jan 11, 2006 15:41:06 GMT -5
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU INTO THEN? INFORM ME. PERHAPS WITH MORE OF YOUR HIGHLY ORIGINAL SARCASTIC WIT.
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Post by Follow The Hollow on Jan 11, 2006 16:26:53 GMT -5
"We've played more county fairs than the Beatles"
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Post by unclemeat on Jan 11, 2006 20:29:59 GMT -5
Now, where's Poison? WASP? Stryper? RATT? Def Leppard? Skid Row? Warrant? Twisted Sister? Winger? Fire House? Cinderella? Queensryche? Great White No love for Trixter? |
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Post by funkenstein on Jan 12, 2006 2:03:38 GMT -5
Oops, sorry. Can't forget about Trixter. I girl I banged in high school was into them.
Anyways, seeing as how dangerzone craves attention, I shall spread the word...
I'm into complete sentences, proper capitalization, and use of the english language to convey one's thoughts. You should try it once in a while, buttwad. Otherwise, go back to finger banging shriveled pussy at the retirement home.
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Post by 1:( on Jan 12, 2006 2:12:57 GMT -5
proper capitalization, and use of the english language to convey one's thoughts. *English ;D |
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Post by funkenstein on Jan 12, 2006 11:30:03 GMT -5
They changed it now. English is a kind of people, english is a language spoken & written. Or at least that's how my teachers told me...they could have been wrong and must now have things thrown at them.
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Post by dangerzone on Jan 12, 2006 14:54:53 GMT -5
AFTER TEN TUI'S I'LL BE READY TO STICK A TOOL IN YOUR BELLY YOU SNIVELLING PRICK. THEN A SHATTERED BEER GLASS INSERTED INTO YOUR DIRTY ASS.
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Post by muscle on Jan 12, 2006 15:44:27 GMT -5
ME AND THE BOYS WE GONNA GETS THIS PUNKSTEIN CUNT AND STUFF HIS PUNK ASS INTO THE BACK OF THE UTE. WE WILL THEN GO FORS A NICE SUNDAYS AFTERNOON DRIVE OUT TO THE WAIPUKURA HILLS BLASTING SOME VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWERS WHILE GIVING THE BEATS TO THIS HOMO WITH A BIG OL GARDEN SPADE. GONNA THEN DUMP HIS LIMP POOHHOLE OUT IN THE STICKS FOR THE WILD BOAR TO HAVE SOME GOOD FINGER LICKIN FEAST!
HELL YEAH BAY WALK ON HOME BOY!
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Post by Follow The Hollow on Jan 12, 2006 16:16:02 GMT -5
Notice how they're both writing in Caps. Any possible connection?
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Post by 1:( on Jan 12, 2006 16:24:36 GMT -5
That the second guy is being sarcastic.
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Post by Follow The Hollow on Jan 12, 2006 17:20:26 GMT -5
Oh. You never know. He could have been a friend and signed up just to give dangerzone some backup because he was getting dissed all the time.
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Post by dangerzone on Jan 12, 2006 17:28:44 GMT -5
ME AND WAHO, WE DONT FUCK AROUND EH?
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Post by thrashed on Jan 12, 2006 17:45:23 GMT -5
Shut up already.
Come on, you're a 40 year old man who goes on his computer to insult people better than you on your spare time. Why can't you argue like a normal person for once. Your opinion isn't as important as you might think.
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Post by funkenstein on Jan 13, 2006 2:31:50 GMT -5
Listen, you retarded bag of crap, threatening me will get you absolutely jack shit. I've been shot at, mortared, caught in explosions and even hit a mine once, and I'm still around. You think anything you might have to say has any meaning?
Bring it, little man. I'll end you and your whole way of life.
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Post by dangerzone on Jan 13, 2006 5:24:07 GMT -5
BIG DEALS BRO. YOU EVER HEARD OF THE HIGHBURY HOODS? WE DEAL IN BASEBALL BATS AND SWITCHBLADE COMBS. WE'LL WASTE ANY FUCKEN SOLDIER BOYS. COME DOWN TO MONRAD PARK ONE NIGHT WANKSTAIN AND WE'LL SEE!
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Post by funkenstein on Jan 13, 2006 14:09:09 GMT -5
Dude, shut the fuck up already. You're annoying, unentertaining, have the IQ of a brain damaged gerbil, and contribute nothing of any value to our society.
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