Complaining kicks ass

[smcproductions]

i enjoy some of his documentaries. he needs to get some of his shit together though. and every shit-headed lib needs to stop going by what he says religiously and realize that his "facts" are often misleading. for instance, the fun facts about canada where he goes up and tries random doors to see if they're locked. let's see, it's the middle of the day, in a nice, quiet neighborhood. i doubt most americans in this situation lock their doors either. fuck it, my family rarely locks the doors when we go to sleep at night. quit trying to make canada seem less uptight than america. we have more gun accidents because we have more people here. what pissed me off the most was him going after the show, cops. claiming it was racist because there were mostly black and hispanic people getting arrested on the show. is it the show's fault, or the police force's fault when they get called to the scene of a crime and the criminal is black? it's usually just a silly little domestic dispute anyway, it's not like most of these people are going to be put a way for more than a couple of hours until someone bails their ass out. i dont see micheal moore going to every black person in america and telling them they shouldnt argue with their spouse about who stole the last pig's foot. and what about his movies demonizing middle america? isnt that just as bad? and isnt just as dispicible when he uses 911 and the war on terror to convince people into thinking a certain way, just like when any pig-headed conservative prick who has his own radio show does it?

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Well, as usual Shevy, your political beliefs confuse the hell out of me. Not in a bad way. They're just over my head. You've got some of the most oddly independent views I've ever seen. Although I liked that tidbit on the Green Mountain coffee. Seeing kids in my school become caffeine addicts is depressing.

I don't know how to talk politics, so I'll just shut the hell up right now.

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My kitchen has been smelling like sour milk and rotten noodles for the past couple days now and we still can't figure out why. *shrugs*

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lamp said:

My kitchen has been smelling like sour milk and rotten noodles for the past couple days now and we still can't figure out why. *shrugs*

have any pets gone missing? do you like in an apartment? well if there both "no" then i don't know why.

[OneEye]

It's called doing the dishes. Which is something I'm usually behind on.
Speaking of dishes. I dropped a fucking baking dish on my toe last night and the thing is killing me.

I'll agree that Shev has an interesting take on things. A good friend of mine is a bartender. We used to drive together to many shows and to listen to the dude's views coming from a different angle altogether was refreshing and entertaining.

Another good friend of mine cohosts this radio show on a news-talk station here locally. They're down in Sacramento right now covering this big political event for the media on California's stuff. I once called the show about Moore when they were all pissed off that he said Americans were stupid. I got the older guy all worked up, it was pretty funny. But it's important that we get both sides in order to be really knowledgeble about whats going on. I try to learn as much about it as I can just by listening to news radio all the time. I couldn't give a shit less about politics when I was in my twenties.

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Yeah, I guess politically I would consider myself a moderate. I basically think that liberals have plenty of good ideas, but they're just trying to get them out to the public too fast, while conservatives seem to be trying to stop human progress all together.

Anyway, it had nothing to do with dishes. Or the garbage. I think my mom or sister or whoever was cooking noodles and some of the milk got under the burner and was reeking. The smell's still not entirely gone, but it's not nearly as bad as it was before.

And working as a dishwasher in a restaurant, I've dropped many a dishes in my time. And seen many dropped. My supervisor told me he once blacked out and dropped a stack of small salad bowls. I dropped a tray of silverware once. A guy who doesn't work there anymore once dropped a tray of rolls.

Also, I remember being a little kid(10 or 11 maybe) and opening a desk drawer too much and it fell on my toe. I think I had some kind of blister until my big toenail for almost two years.

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i back-handed my mom and beat her over the head with a large bottle of wild turkey until she was all bloody and the bottle was broke in half. the bitch has gotta learn not to give me any hassle

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Lay off the weed, kid. Your mom loves you(I think).

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that's what my therapist (sp) told me. I think it's all a conspiracy. why else would she be a bitch?

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Get into some specific counts and I'll decide whether or not your mom's a bitch.

Probably not though. She probably just cares and doesn't want to see you make bad decisions.

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lol uhhhhhhhhhh she has issues ok. she's not just a grouch.

[Shevy]

lamp said:

And working as a dishwasher in a restaurant, I've dropped many a dishes in my time. And seen many dropped. My supervisor told me he once blacked out and dropped a stack of small salad bowls. I dropped a tray of silverware once. A guy who doesn't work there anymore once dropped a tray of rolls.

I used to work with this fat, semi-retarded lady that beat her kids in public. She was a cunt, and she was also the dishwasher. So one day she's carrying this giant stack of plates and slips on some water by the walk-in. No dramatic balancing act or anything...just two fat legs flying through the air, plates all over the place, and this fat, child-abusing cuntrag landing hard on her ass. It was the best day ever.

[smcproductions]

fat women getting hurt is the funniest because not only are they women (which automatically puts it higher up on the laugh-o-meter) but they are too out of shape to avoid disaster.

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smcproductions said:

fat women getting hurt is the funniest because not only are they women (which automatically puts it higher up on the laugh-o-meter) but they are too out of shape to avoid disaster.

well i didn't really get the part where you said in "not only are they women" whatever that means but anyway when i worked at mcd's there was this really fat female "thingy" that worked there and she was the UGLIEST BITCH EVER!!! she was so ugly i couldn't tell if she was 15 or 50 she was covered with facial hair, she stunk, she must have weighed 400 pounds, and i'm pretty sure she was retarded. she only got like 1 shift a month but whe she was there uhh god i couldn't look at her. it must have effected my work performance as well.

[smcproductions]

what i mean is a woman's pain is always a hell of a lot more funny than a man's. a fat man falling down a flight of stairs is funny, but think of a fat woman falling down a flight of stairs! they'll make funnier sounds and cry harder. the same rule applies for old people. think of an old man breaking his hip where no one can help him. classic. now replace that geezer with a wrinkly old hag and it's pure genius. the same rule also applies to small children.

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ah now i know what you mean.

edit:the "i like it when you die" cover comes to mind

[Shevy]

smcproductions said:

the same rule also applies to small children.

If I win the lottery, I'm going to personally fund my own reality TV show called "Make A Child's Dream Come True". That's where I'm going to select one child for my hour long show that hasn't exactly had the best life. For instance, an abused child at an orphanage that wants to go to Disney World.

So for the whole show I'll be spotlighting why this kid has had such a hard life, fill it with really sappy music, and then at the last minute will be footage of me asking the child, "Okay, so all I need at this point is for you to get this permission slip signed by your parents and then we can get on the plane for Disney World. Oh...right. You don't have any parents. Well, I guess you can't go! HA HA HA HA!"

Then I'll roll the credits while the kid's crying and the entire cast and crew is pointing and laughing at him.

[smcproductions]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! oh man, now THAT would be the one and only reality tv show i would watch.

[Hell Bent For Karate Mullets]

Okay, here's something that pisses me off: People who assume I know where everybody is at all times.

Some shithead: Hey, where's (insert random name here)?
Me: Um, I give up. Where is he?
Some shithead: I dunno. I'm asking you.
Me: Well how the fuck should I know? It wasn't my turn to watch him. Maybe we should just tag his fucking ear so we can track him with a GPS just incase he manages to escape from our eyesight again.

[slodki]

here is waht pisses me off, after work last night some co workers and i went out to a bar. one kids found out i was going and called up his friend (unbeknownst to me) to try and hook us up. what i don't like is that people are always trying to hook me up and asking why i don't have a boyfriend. and the thing is i don't know the people at work so well so i'm guessing they don't know i'm gay. hahah. oh and the guy i was set up with the only thing we had in common anyways was facial piercings.