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Post by thrashed on Jul 5, 2005 1:49:26 GMT -5
It's all about looking classy People like you make me sick. If smoking actually had an effect on you I could understand why you might enjoy it. But if you're looking for a fucking image that you think is "cool" by smoking, you're a lowlife piece of shit and I hope you die. not cool....classy. matter of a fact, i'd feel like a damn fool if i whooped out a big cuban and began smoking it in public. it just makes things less boring. the nicotine can get you relaxed, if that's what you were talking about. it's just easier for me to start conversations when i get nicotine flowing through me I feel more calm and chilled. ALSO you need weed I think. |
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Post by 1:( on Jul 5, 2005 2:02:53 GMT -5
Cool, classy, same god damn thing. The two are synonymous terms that asshole shits like you use to get your way in the world. If I did things for a fucking image, I wouldn't be on this site. I'd be at some party getting shitfaced and puking all over my Abercrombie fleece and the interior of my brand new sports car. When I tried smoking, it did NOTHING for me. Absolutely nothing. It dried out my mouth, that's about it. Maybe it's just because I have a strong will or something. I don't know.
And why do I "need" weed? To shut my mind off? Because you think I'm overreacting to something that's not a big deal to you, I suddenly need marijuana as the great equalizer?
Fucking fuck, fuck off you dumb kid.
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Post by thrashed on Jul 5, 2005 2:20:25 GMT -5
your fucking snapping man. chillax. take a chill pill. as for the smoking maybe you never inhaled right... as for trying to build an image for myself or whatever that not at all what I try doing. i was only trying to explain why people choose to kill themselves by smoking. people to it do look cool or classy or whatever in the first place. the overall public.
calm the fuck down. get the Doctor to prescribe you something or find a drug dealer. or go see a shrink.
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Post by 1:( on Jul 5, 2005 2:24:49 GMT -5
Well, all my friends were telling me "You're not supposed to inhale it". Whatever. They're stupid. So am I. Everyone who inhales is stupid. Exhale my ass.
But you're right, smoking is the classiest way to die. Nothing like an autospy showing that your lungs were as black as that fancy tuxedo you wore every time you smoked a cigar at a restaurant.
You calm the fuck down, nigger. Go shrink your own false ego of shit self-imaging fucking cock. God damn mother fucking pieces of shit coming here and ruining what fun times I have. Good thing I'm entitled to piss on you.
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Post by thrashed on Jul 5, 2005 2:28:06 GMT -5
Well, all my friends were telling me "You're not supposed to inhale it". Whatever. They're stupid. So am I. Everyone who inhales is stupid. Exhale my ass. But you're right, smoking is the classiest way to die. Nothing like an autospy showing that your lungs were as black as that fancy tuxedo you wore every time you smoked a cigar at a restaurant. You calm the fuck down, nigger. Go shrink your own false ego of shit self-imaging fucking cock. God damn mother fucking pieces of shit coming here and ruining what fun times I have. Good thing I'm entitled to piss on you. i am sitting here with a grin across my face. WHY?! Because your a joke. The funniest part is, is that you think your putting me down. and i'm a urinal, I was ment to be pissed on, so do so. |
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Post by sc00ts on Jul 5, 2005 7:37:36 GMT -5
smoke 'em if ya got 'em
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Post by Hell Bent For Karate Mullets on Jul 5, 2005 8:16:28 GMT -5
Anybody who associates cigars with class has some fucked up views of what's classy.
Regardless, you get what you pay for. You spend a dollar on a cigar, it's going to taste like boiled ass. You spend twenty, it's going to taste great.
And inhaling is a definite no-no. I smoke 'em for taste. If I wanted large amounts of nicotene I would stick with good old fashioned unfiltered Lucky Strikes.
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Post by thrashed on Jul 5, 2005 21:05:21 GMT -5
Anybody who associates cigars with class has some fucked up views of what's classy. Regardless, you get what you pay for. You spend a dollar on a cigar, it's going to taste like boiled ass. You spend twenty, it's going to taste great. And inhaling is a definite no-no. I smoke 'em for taste. If I wanted large amounts of nicotene I would stick with good old fashioned unfiltered Lucky Strikes. oh no cigars I don't inhale. I ment cigarettes. Even if you did inhale cigar smoke, you don't feel the same as you would after a cigarette. Cigarettes are the ones that poisen you. |
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Post by unclemeat on Jul 5, 2005 22:03:34 GMT -5
I didn't think there was anything worse thatn sneakers with lights. Well I was wrong. I recently saw flip-flops with lights in them.  |
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Post by unclemeat on Jul 5, 2005 22:04:39 GMT -5
I still have some Irish cigars. Good stuff. I'm still kicking myself because I didn't buy more.
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Post by OneEye on Jul 5, 2005 22:44:02 GMT -5
I saw a flip flop the other day that didn't have a light in it. It had a bottle opener in its sole! I'm pissed I didn't invent it.
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Post by thrashed on Jul 6, 2005 1:50:46 GMT -5
I still have some Irish cigars. Good stuff. I'm still kicking myself because I didn't buy more. How expensive do you suppose the finest cigar ever rolled was? I'd say around $2000 |
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Post by BigTimeOperator on Jul 6, 2005 23:38:02 GMT -5
So here in Florida we have a theme park called "Cypress Gardens". It is the oldest theme park in Florida and was recently purchased by the guy who owns a park in Georiga called "Wild Adventures".
I was attracted to Cypress Gardens because the year pass is only $65 and they have concerts every week.
THE PLACE IS A SHIT HOLE.
They have cut as many corners as humanly possible.
-They do not have enough people working. I have to wait over 30 minutes just to buy a fucking COKE.
-Everytime I get parked in any area besides the main parking lot, they block my car in and I can't leave
-There are no towels in the bathroom
-You can not fluish the toliets. They do it automatically. NO Courtesy flush!
- The rides are nothing more than State Fair rides.
-The Roller Coasters are the worst in Florida. They are merely kiddie coasters
The lists goes on and on. Next year I ma buying a Disney pass.
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Post by thrashed on Jul 7, 2005 22:18:27 GMT -5
So here in Florida we have a theme park called "Cypress Gardens". It is the oldest theme park in Florida and was recently purchased by the guy who owns a park in Georiga called "Wild Adventures". The lists goes on and on. Next year I ma buying a Disney pass. Yeah disney Land is great! I went there when I was little. A 1 year pass probably lasts all year since florida has no winters right? Does the temperature even lower in florida during winter months? |
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Post by BigTimeOperator on Jul 7, 2005 23:26:00 GMT -5
Actually December and Jan. are the best times to go to theme parks here. The wife and I love the fact we live 45 minutes from Orlando. Once every two months we will get a hotel room for about $26 (lastminutetravel.com) and go hang out there. We have never done the same thing twice.
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Post by 1:( on Jul 8, 2005 0:31:39 GMT -5
When I went to Orlando last year we hit Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure(mostly the second one). This was the Tuesday before Thanksgiving. So while everyone else I knew was in fucking school, I was in Florida at a theme park because my uncle lives near Orlando, haha. Anyway, it was hardly crowded at all. I got on all the rollercoasters in good time(Hulk, Dueling Dragons, etc.). The Mummy ride in Universal also kicked major ass. Hell, if I'd stayed in Florida a couple more days, I could have hit the Slayer/Mastodon tour that I saw here in RI a couple weeks before.
Other highlights from the trip included Seaworld(not bad), going to some shitty mall with my uncle(on black Friday, no less when it was fucking 70-something degrees out...didn't feel like Christmas at all since it was at least 30 degrees colder when we got back here that day)...I can't remember where I went on Wednesday.
Wait a minute, I arrived in the Orlando airport on Monday, Seaworld on Tuesday, Wednesday was Universal/Islands of Adventure. I remember now. Duh.
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Post by thrashed on Jul 8, 2005 1:28:15 GMT -5
When I went to Orlando last year we hit Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure(mostly the second one). This was the Tuesday before Thanksgiving. So while everyone else I knew was in fucking school, I was in Florida at a theme park because my uncle lives near Orlando, haha. Anyway, it was hardly crowded at all. I got on all the rollercoasters in good time(Hulk, Dueling Dragons, etc.). The Mummy ride in Universal also kicked major ass. Hell, if I'd stayed in Florida a couple more days, I could have hit the Slayer/Mastodon tour that I saw here in RI a couple weeks before. Other highlights from the trip included Seaworld(not bad), going to some shitty mall with my uncle(on black Friday, no less when it was fucking 70-something degrees out...didn't feel like Christmas at all since it was at least 30 degrees colder when we got back here that day)...I can't remember where I went on Wednesday. Wait a minute, I arrived in the Orlando airport on Monday, Seaworld on Tuesday, Wednesday was Universal/Islands of Adventure. I remember now. Duh. I've been to Universal Studio's before. It's awsome. Did you go on the Jurassic park ride? |
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Post by BigTimeOperator on Jul 8, 2005 7:58:40 GMT -5
It's funny, around Florida the smaller attractions want to act like they can compete with Disney and the lother big theme parks, but the truth is even though Disney rapes your wallet. Once your in your cool. They really take care of the guest and don't cut corners to save a few dollars.
The REALLY big issue in Florida right now (and I bitch about this all the time, so now back to complaining which this thread is about) is the fact all Anheuser Busch parks have dropped the plastic credit card annual pass in favor of a floppy paper ticket that is easily destroyed by water and the such.
Meanwhile Disney has gone opposite and now uses plastic cards as their everyday ticket.
Busch Gardens(Tampa) is less than 5 minutes from my house. I never get the cheap annual pass. I go all out every year and purchase the platinum park pass which will get me into any of their theme parks. if I spend that kind of money every year I think I am entitled to a freaken plastic card and not some shitty piece of crap paper ticket that will fall apart when a fucking butterfly flaps it's damn wings in fucking India. Since I got this paper pass I have had to have mine replaced 4 times. They want you to pay $10 for every replacement. Yeah you heard me right $10 to replace a FUCKING piece of paper, NOT a plastic credit card. Now that is bullshit. I know ALOT of people here who are pissed of by that as well.
Everyone bitches and comlains about Disney, but the truth is they take your money and then don't fuck with you. If the customers have a complaint, they meet it. Disney customer relations is second to none in my book and I would recommend Disney to anyone who visits Florida, then Universal.
It seems like everytime I go to Sea World I get yelled at..."Sir, please do not splash the water (at the Dolphin tank), "Sir, please put your hands back in the boat(at Journey to Atlantis ride)', "Sir, this area is seating for handicapped people only(at the packed Shamu stadium)" and finally "Sir, we are going to have to ask you to put out your cigarette(while outside)". If I pay my $60something dollars for admission or purchase the annual pass, I am going to have fun and I expect to be left the FUCK alone. Bottom fucking line. The last thing I need is a fucking guy making minimum wage wearing a damn whale hat telling me to put out my Marlboro and make way for Corky in a fucking wheelchair. First come first serve mother fucker! Oh and if they didn't want me splashing the water in the tank (I know the trainers signal to attract Dolphins in the dolphin tank {once dated a trainer in college}, then they should make it where no one can touch the water)
BOTTOM FUCKING LINE!
Just so you know, ALL theme parks in Florida now have cigarette Nazi police, where if you smoke anywhere in the park that is NOT a designated smoking area they will tell you to put out your cigarette or escort you out of the park. Whatever happened to the 1970's when people smoked where ever the hell they wanted to?
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Post by 1:( on Jul 8, 2005 8:54:24 GMT -5
Well, being a non-smoker I feel kind of relieved for these no smoking rules. Nothing personal, but that shit smells.
I think this was something I mentioned in the pointless thread, but I got my screwing reversed at the DMV...my dad works at a rental car place so he has some kind of connections and they can get me in for a road test at Pawtucket on Monday morning. Kick ass!
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Post by Hell Bent For Karate Mullets on Jul 8, 2005 9:19:08 GMT -5
I can see if they told you not to smoke inside, but if you're walking around outside I don't see what the problem with smoking would be. Are they afraid that people are going to flick their butts into the fish tanks? Are they too cheap to pay some kid to walk around all day listening to an iPod and getting a tan to sweep them up?
I'm not a smoker (other than an occasional cigar which I smoke solely for taste), but there are certain freedoms that should be given to people...and being able to smoke a cigarette outside in the fresh air should be one of them. If Seaworld can't handle cleaning up a cigarette butt...what makes you think they're going to pick anything up? Candy wrappers, empty film boxes, pairless flip-flops, etc. They could probably fill a room with all the litter and lost items on the ground each week. Why are cigarette butts a problem?
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