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well if i was extremly tired and i got high i might laugh at it, however i agree with you that movie is supposed to be so cheap its funny (obviously) but it's not funny at all it's just gay

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kung pow enter the fist is awful. some people love that shit! i dont understand how. this is my impression of that movie.

WOOOO WAOOWOAOO WAOOWAAA!!! hi my name is betty! i'm a big bad villian but i have a GIRL's name!!! how rediculous!!! blah blahblah....(unfunny slapstick) WOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! a chick with one boob???!!! (unfunny spoofy bullshit) WAAAAA WOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOO! (multiply by an hour and a half) THE END

now here's my impression of every happy madison movie.

i'm adam sandler! i'm a braying moron who runs around saying stupid shit and does nothing with his life. but who cares? i have a bunch of misfit friends like gay guy, 80's guy, and creepy hobo. i love them very much. oh man! my mean girlfriend broke up with me cause i'm a loser! holy shit! i gotta get my shit together cause my poor gramma (or little kid or girl that i like) needs my help. the new girl i like thinks i'm a jerk, but i'll just annoy the hell out of her by acting like a sweetly retarded child and harrass her with it everytime i see her. and what adam sandler movie would be complete without a jerk everybody loves to hate? not to mention a slew of other jerks who talk shit, then i chase them down and beat them up because even though i'm cute, i'm also a tough guy. (mix all of the above with some mildy offensive potty humor)...... it's the end of the movie now and my problems are all resolved because i was so determined. that stupid jerk who stood in my way is now getting his ass kicked, or getting raped in prison. the girl i like fell in love with my childish antics, and gramma's okay (or dead and doing well in heaven). now on to my new positive career choice (teacher, fireman, fruity song writer). i have my whole life ahead of me and the future looks bright! thank you, me, for being such a great guy!