GWAR: No love for Phil Anselmo

[Shevy]

In a brand new interview with DenverAccess.com, GWAR singer Oderus Urungus (a.k.a. Dave Brockie) was asked if the band focused more on the music or the elaborate stage show in their early days. "At the very beginning, we didn't concentrate on the music as much as figuring out what GWAR was going to be," he said. "This is before we even recorded 'Hell-O'. We would just get up there in costumes made out of paper mache and just play one chord, but when we saw the unlimited potential that GWAR had, we started taking the music seriously. Now, in order to keep GWAR going, we have to spend more time one the music. Everybody knows the show that we do, but we are still maligned all the time by dumb-asses that think we don't know how to play music. If we didn't know how to write music and play our guitars, this band would have lasted one maybe two albums instead of being the musical jaggernaught that we are. I'll put GWAR up against any metal band, anytime, and we will kick their asses to the dirt!!"

DenverAccess.com: I'm sure that Phil Anselmo and SUPERJOINT RITUAL would love to hear that.

Dave Brockie: "Was Phil talking shit about us again? That guy's a fucking pussy. You know what?! Anytime anybody talks shit about GWAR, they get it thrown right back in their face. I know Phil's girlfriend, and he says to her, 'Oh, I love GWAR, I love GWAR.' That guy is such an ass, he invited us out to see his show in Orlando and then he makes fun of GWAR from the stage. I can't wait to run into that dude — I'm going to put my fist down his fucking ugly throat. He is just a loser, worm, junkie, scumbag, asshole motherfucker. I can't believe he wants to criticize GWAR, the greatest band in rock and roll band in history; he can lick my diuretic code-swipe.

"I'll tell you a funny story about Phil," Brockie continued. "We were in New Orleans, and that faggot piece of shit came on our bus and was like, 'Hey, man, you guys got any of that crazy shit?' We were like, 'What the fuck do you mean?' And he started slapping his arm and was like, 'You know that crazy shit.' I guess he thought we were a bunch of junkies.

"Fuck you, Phil Anselmo. Will you please print that in your article? And your stupid fucking stupid SUPERJOINT RITUAL dumbass band, you fucking suck, die!! We fucked your girlfriend way before you."

Fucking hilarious. Dave Brockie would bury that guy.

[smcproductions]

phil is a pussy. oderus is about to trouse that idiot. i expect there will be a heavy metal show down very soon. oderus should watch out for body gaurds though.

[Shevy]

The battle continues...

GWAR frontman Dave Brockie recently spoke to FourteenG about his Oderus Ungurus character, the band's history, and former PANTERA/current SUPERJOINT RITUAL singer Phil Anselmo, among other topics. An excerpt from the interview follows:

FourteenG: Well being a fan of Blabbermouth, I read what you said about Phil Anselmo, please elaborate.

Dave Brockie: "What did I say? I called him a fag…"

FourteenG: [laughs] Junkie motherfucker...

Dave Brockie: "Phil picked the fight and I'm just finishing it. That motherfucker invited us to his show at the House of Blues, we're playin' there the next night. His tour manager comes up to us, he we'd like you all to come to the show. Then onstage he ridicules GWAR, like we don't need no fuckin' costumes to rock. I'm just like you invite us to your show to ridicule us? I mean, this is the same guy that's been on our bus, drinkin' our beer before."

FourteenG: How long ago was this?

Dave Brockie: "About two years ago. We know his girlfriend Kay; she's a good friend of ours. So we called Kay, and we said, 'What the fuck is up with Phil badmouthing GWAR?' So she asked him about it and he says [changing voice], 'I didn't say anything about GWAR!' About a week later, I'm doing this interview in Denver and the first thing he asked me was why is Phil Anselmo so not into GWAR? I just talked to him the other day and he spent the whole interview talking shit about you guys! So I let him have it. I mean, he won't be the first to die by the sword, that redneck moron. First of all, no one gives a fuck about PANTERA anymore. Second, he should get his fuckin' racist, redneck, chunky, ass off the fuckin' mic talking shit about bands that are heavy metal fuckin gods. If you're gonna complain about something, why don't you complain about the election, why not complain about the fascist state our country is slipping into, why don't you complain about that fact that you're a junkie? Why do you want to rip GWAR? You sure as fuck don't want to get into any kind of match with me, because I'm going to kick your fuckin' ass! Just ask Corey in SLIPKNOT!

FourteenG: Ooh! Wow.

Dave Brockie: "A little fuel for the fire?"

FourteenG: I'll say!

Dave Brockie: "GWAR don't take no shit. We been doin' this for 18 years with no support from major labels, no support from radio, we built this thing with our bare hands and I'm not gonna let some motherfucker who has been living with a silver spoon in his mouth for God knows how long off his PANTERA royalty checks tear down the most precious thing in my life. I mean, I don't know if he's a fag or anything, I don't care if he's gay! He pissed me off!"

FourteenG: [laughs]

Dave Brockie: "I mean, it seems to me all the people in metal should support each other! Just don't fuck with me or you'll get your ass kicked."

FourteenG: Well should I ask what happened with Corey Taylor?

Dave Brockie: "Oh, that was silly. He was doing a thing on his website and he started ragging on GWAR. I would never let my band get like GWAR, and blah blah, going on and on, totally self-involved, my overalls are too hot. I'm reading his interview is in Rolling Stone and he's sitting here talking about how hot his overalls are. Man, give me a feature in Rolling Stone and I'll talk about something that actually makes sense, that's intelligent and make people go, 'Wow that's interesting.' I'm not going to sit there and complain about how hot it is on stage. You want to feel hot you can crawl into my costume for one show; you'll have a damn brain hemorrhage. I wrote back a retort from Oderus and destroyed him and to this day people have been giving him shit about that comment. On his site he backpedaled madly. [Changing voice] 'I didn't say that, I didn’t mean that!' I hope Phil comes out and retorts, just so I can say, 'Wat the fuck is your problem, man?' Yeah, he got my dander up! Honestly, I don't have anything against Phil. If he wants to give me free publicity, that's fine. I got to go on Blabbermouth and see this shit!"

[OneEye]

This was entertaining at first but is starting to sound like real stupid shit. There's more, and what's funny is that Denver site pulled the fucking interview. Before I got to read it, those fuckers.