Seth Putnam: Alive

[Shevy]

ANAL CUNT frontman Seth Putnam has posted the following message on his web site:

"For anyone who hasn’t heard, I had a seizure, which caused me to go into a coma for like two months. I am currently at a rehabilitation hospital trying to get better. I guess my coma was really bad — I almost died, and when I survived the doctors wanted to pull the plug on me because they thought I was going to be a vegetable for the rest of my life. I also had really bad pneumonia and I had to be put on dialysis for kidney failure. I overcame all that shit, though, and I am totally fine again mentally. The only problem is I can't walk or use my hands properly, but i am working on all that and coming along well. So, i am here at the hospital watching gay TV shows all day, eating horrible hospital food, trying to scratch myself in places I can't reach, and taking as many pain killers as possible. Hopefully I will be out of here in a couple of months.

"The ANAL CUNT / DAMIEN STORM shows didn't happen because I was comatose. Hopefully, we will make them up at a future date. FULL BLOWN AIDS didn't record either. We'll get around to it eventually. A.C. and YOU'RE FIRED will both be working on new albums soon.

"'Top 40 Hits' is now available for download. When I get home, I will try to get some demo stuff up on the site. I haven’t been able to answer any emails, but I will try and get back to people eventually. That’s it for now. I'll do another update when something interesting happens."

He should try out for the open guitarist spot in Damage Plan.

[smcproductions]

i'm thinking of a new anal cunt song. possibly "you were in a coma and now youre a useless shit factory who cant use his hands and feet."

[Shevy]

They should release a tribute album called "Bad Karma Is Real".

[1:(]

There should be an Anal Cunt song about how Seth used to hate people in comas but now he's a dumb fuck. It should be called "I Hated People In Comas Until I Was In One Myself So That Means You're Still A Dumb Jew Bitch Fag"

[Shevy]

Actually, you know what I would like to see is Seth making a public statement that he has found new meaning in life and that he is humbled by his experience. Because of this he has given up drinking, hard drugs, and even cigarettes. Then he can rename his band to "I Heart Life" and release a poppy alternative album. He can get major publicity on MTV, and then when he's doing some live Nickelodeon special he can say, "Man, you fucking people will listen to anything. You're all gay."

Then he can turn his attention back to A.C., Upside Down Cross, and Insult.