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Post by thrashed on Apr 20, 2005 10:07:31 GMT -5
ok i bought this album about 2 years ago when it first came out. that was in 2003. i had read a review stating it was (somehow) the bands best. the cd that i'm referring to is st.anger.I just had to by it. the production was terrible, there were no solo's found in it and the songs were poorly thought up and and all sounded like shit. this cd was proof how gay gaytallica really were. i had set the cd aside and havn't picked it up again untill yesterday. oh god what a terrible 30 minutes that was. some idiot at skool said this cd rocks and the best song in it was "sweet amber" the song sucked as gay as the lyrics were. i listened to a # of tracks after that 1. NO NO NO what is this. this has been bothering me forever. HOW IS THIS EVEN A CD! WHAT IS THIS SHIT! the drums sound like they were hitting chopsticks againts a pepsi can. JAMES can no longer sing. where the solo's. y does each member look this gay? did they think if they released a so-called "angry" (yeah attitude for pussies) poorly produced, shitty, borring album they would be considered hardcore for doing it. i c how they think there these big badasses and i know it was meant to be produced like that just like show no mercy or hell awaits sound better with bad production. slayer can get away with that shit. metallica r wannabees. they annoy me. their fans think st.anger is pure raw heavy metal and they don't know shit. i was bored as fuck today so i went on the metallica.com message board to insult the band and i couldn't beleive the shit i was reading. stuff like "st.anger is the angriest cd EVER" or "ST.anger is metallica's best!" and i made a metallica a "metallica is gay" post and my name was metallicaisgayslayerkicksass. the reason i chose that name is cuz at least figured they'd know who slayer was and sence obviously slayers a better band, their recent stuff anyway, they would realise what a shitty album sta is and it's no that heavy or emotional (also note that they seem to think it's the most violent and brutal METAL album of the year) and half of them never heard of slayer the other seem to think slayer are the the worst band ever. 95% of those fags only listen to nu metal. well i'm gald i finally got this out of my system. u prolly never even read this whole thing. well i idiolize u if u did.  |
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Post by 1:( on Apr 20, 2005 10:49:30 GMT -5
Welcome to two years ago, slowpoke.  |
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Post by sc00ts on Apr 20, 2005 11:25:43 GMT -5
learn how to type in full words if you want people to read your gibberish
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Post by Shevy on Apr 20, 2005 12:38:28 GMT -5
Horatio is going to blow a fucking gasket when he reads this.
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Post by sc00ts on Apr 20, 2005 13:35:01 GMT -5
and who cares if they are "fags"... i'm gay and there's no way in hell you would ever call me a fag to my face, little guy.
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Post by 1:( on Apr 20, 2005 13:59:15 GMT -5
It took me a few tries to read the whole post, but I somehow managed it.
I basically have this to say: If you're going to a band's board to say that they band suck ass, while saying another band is better at the same time, you're making the band you like look REALLY bad.
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Post by dangerzone on Apr 20, 2005 15:22:37 GMT -5
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Post by thrashed on Apr 20, 2005 17:13:48 GMT -5
and who cares if they are "fags"... i'm gay and there's no way in hell you would ever call me a fag to my face, little guy. just an unrelated man 2 man question scoots. how can a guy be gay? i mean c'mon. how is it possible? that's cool if you are but it makes a guy wonder.... anyway i do know i wouldn't want to be around one. it would scare me if a guy was checking me out. thats not something i need. oh and i'm sorry if you hate people being called fags. and when I called them fags I don't mean there gay at this point fag COULD mean a lot of things. well not really... |
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Post by sc00ts on Apr 20, 2005 17:17:21 GMT -5
dude, how can you be hetero? what's up with that? vaginas are so nasty.
ps i'm sure guys aren't checkin you out. not every girl is checking you out, what makes you think every gay dude is?
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Post by thrashed on Apr 20, 2005 18:33:20 GMT -5
dude, how can you be hetero? what's up with that? vaginas are so nasty. ps i'm sure guys aren't checkin you out. not every girl is checking you out, what makes you think every gay dude is? there still look better that guys. and if 1 in every 10 chicks check you out chances are 1 in every 10 gay guys are. the # aren't heavy (for a reason) but they exist. not that there's anything wrong with that there a difference between gays and FAGS anyway (think Jerry Springer) WTF was I thinking about when I wasted my time reviewing that album. see what happens when I have a few drinks  i'm suprised I sat myself down last night and wrote all that. I guess I just snapped (in a drunkin manner) at how much I hate the album. what the fuck was that anyway? i think i must have made at least 20 spelling errors. i gotta lay off the absinthe. it's not exactly a timeless classic that you would still be talking about. metallica was always overrated anyway. who the fuck cares. |
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Post by Shevy on Apr 21, 2005 5:46:15 GMT -5
Being scared of fags is the equivalent of being scared of ladybugs. Given the time I could probably come up with a list of a million things worse than having a guy look at my ass.
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Post by smcproductions on Apr 21, 2005 6:35:15 GMT -5
it sucks being hit on by dudes. gay men usually want a peice of me, for some odd reason. i'm sure there's exceptions to the rule, but i've been hit on by almost every gay man i've ever met. kinda makes me understand how grossed out girls get when a guy like me starts getting fresh with them. anyways, it's not anything to be afraid of, unless youre scared they'll overpower you and rape you, but really....they're far more likely to shrug it off, go home and do some blow with all their gay friends.
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Post by sc00ts on Apr 21, 2005 6:53:09 GMT -5
i'm just offended that my lifestyle as a gay man has been linked to fucking nu-metallica. saying metallica are fags is an insult to fags worldwide.
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Post by Shevy on Apr 21, 2005 7:46:24 GMT -5
it sucks being hit on by dudes. gay men usually want a peice of me, for some odd reason. i'm sure there's exceptions to the rule, but i've been hit on by almost every gay man i've ever met. That's because you don't wear underwear. They pick up on your anal scent like foxhounds. Either stick to underwear or stop wiping your ass. |
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Post by smcproductions on Apr 21, 2005 15:18:03 GMT -5
hahahahaha. i dont remember ever mentioning that i constantly freeball. anyway, i'll take my chances goin commando. being grossed out isnt nearly as bad as constantly fidgeting and constricting my already too small genitals.
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Post by unclemeat on Apr 21, 2005 15:36:57 GMT -5
Back on topic. ;D
I was listening to the Morning Buzz and they wer interviewing someone, I can't remeber who. Anyway, one question was "How was it dating Lars Ulrich? The Greatest heavy metal drummer ever."
I almost swerved off the road
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Post by smcproductions on Apr 21, 2005 15:40:31 GMT -5
jesus fucking christ, dennis the menace of macabre could drum circles around that fucker with one drumstick hanging out of his asshole. greatest heavy metal drummer ever. bah!
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Post by 1:( on Apr 21, 2005 15:48:55 GMT -5
Lars Ulrich doesn't have shit on guys like Chris Pennie, Matt Gossman, and...a whole bunch of other people whos names I don't know...
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Post by sc00ts on Apr 21, 2005 16:45:38 GMT -5
less talk about lars, more talk about men's genitals
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Post by thrashed on Apr 21, 2005 20:32:25 GMT -5
lars ulrich couldn't drum his way out of a paper bag ;D
lars is sucking more constantly. somtimes i think he's asleep behind the drum set. and no i do not want to talk about men's genitals scoots sorry to dissapoint you.
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i'm suprised I sat myself down last night and wrote all that. I guess I just snapped (in a drunkin manner) at how much I hate the album. what the fuck was that anyway? i think i must have made at least 20 spelling errors. i gotta lay off the absinthe. it's not exactly a timeless classic that you would still be talking about. metallica was always overrated anyway. who the fuck cares.
