Motherfuckers from the army

[1:(]

First of all, I want to say that I'm going to try and do these rants more regularly to keep people in this forum entertained.

So I get another fuckface from the military calling. Asking me if I want to join. PRESSURING me. These asses and the Marines. They keep calling me. I keep saying no. So WHY do they KEEP CALLING MY HOUSE!? STOP IT!!!

Edit: Also, what the fuck is with these questionmarks turning into smileys? That's gay.

[Shevy]

Tell them you're gay and if you enlist you'll be whacking off to every ass you see in the shower. They'll stop calling you ASAP.

[sc00ts]

i told those guys i was gay when they used to call me in high school, no joke

[unclemeat]

I almost joined the Marines. But I didn't

[Shevy]

Instead he joined the IRA.

[unclemeat]

Dude shut the fuck up! Don't you know there is a lot of pressure on us right now!