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Post by Hell Bent For Karate Mullets on Oct 31, 2005 9:48:41 GMT -5
Yaaaayyyy!
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Post by 1:( on Oct 31, 2005 9:50:22 GMT -5
I will also state for the record again, I was holding the thing for some other kid. But I did take a sip of it... What great logic that would have been! "I'm in an area of Providence I've never been to before on a cold, rainy night with tight parking and generally little room for driving error! I promised someone I'd give him a ride home! My car is a standard! I should get REALLY fucked up at this show!"  |
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Post by The Atrocity on Oct 31, 2005 9:55:12 GMT -5
For Halloween this morning I was walking through the slums looking to pick some fights with homeless people. I stopped into a convenience store and watched the guy at the counter get smoked by a couple of young punks who then stole all the beer and cigarettes they could hold. So I grabbed a couple boxes of bleech and a big bag of potato chips.
Under the bridge I started kicking homeless people until one woke-up to yell at me. I offered to give him the bag of potato chips if he drank a box of bleech. Except instead of "bleech" I called it "wine".
So the guy rips open the top and takes a big mouthful of powder. I guess I should have grabbed the liquid form as he starts complaining that it isn't actually wine plus it really hurts. I told him it was a german wine and to be a man and fucking gulp it down. Then I ate the potato chips as I watched him puke up chunks of bright white innards and April Fresh fluids.
Happy Halloween!
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Post by 1:( on Oct 31, 2005 9:58:48 GMT -5
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Post by The Atrocity on Oct 31, 2005 10:01:35 GMT -5
Thanks for correcting me. You're a hero.
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Post by 1:( on Oct 31, 2005 10:03:14 GMT -5
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Post by sc00ts on Oct 31, 2005 10:13:29 GMT -5
it's just amusing to me how seriously you take all this.
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Post by 1:( on Oct 31, 2005 10:28:28 GMT -5
I've given up on taking this shit seriously. That's where the problem was in the first place.
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Post by The Atrocity on Oct 31, 2005 10:56:36 GMT -5
I bet he craps bloody, undigested trail mix. |
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Post by 1:( on Dec 13, 2005 2:00:08 GMT -5
So I had a few drinks with some friends...first time I ever did with people. For the next couple hours, I proceeded to tell all my friends how much I love them and give them big hugs.
The only sober friend there described it as a reversal of personalities...sober, everyone's comic relief and I'm serious. Drunk, it's the opposite.
Well, me and another kid had been drinking. The other three did like, half a pill of ex or some shit.
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Post by Shevy on Dec 13, 2005 5:43:20 GMT -5
 Good times. Good times. |
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Post by thrashed on Dec 13, 2005 17:36:36 GMT -5
So I had a few drinks with some friends...first time I ever did with people. For the next couple hours, I proceeded to tell all my friends how much I love them and give them big hugs. The only sober friend there described it as a reversal of personalities...sober, everyone's comic relief and I'm serious. Drunk, it's the opposite. Well, me and another kid had been drinking. The other three did like, half a pill of ex or some shit. Man half an e. Those kids are hardcore Anyways, try not to be so emotional when you're drunk. I was kinda like that when I first started drinking. Not to that extent of course. |
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Post by 1:( on Dec 13, 2005 17:54:20 GMT -5
What the hell do you mean "try not to be so emotional"? I had fun.
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Post by thrashed on Dec 13, 2005 19:45:59 GMT -5
dude, you fucking said you hugged them and said you loved them.
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Post by Shevy on Dec 13, 2005 21:10:35 GMT -5
Depends on the drunk. I'm a pretty happy drunk, too. I don't exactly do the hugging thing, but I'll gladly swing an arm around anybody's shoulders and yell something like, "You know what?!? I love you, man!"
And on the subject of happy drunks, my old roommate used to be the happiest drunk I've ever met. He was kind of a dink when he was sober, but when he was smashed he'd be giving his shit away because he loved people so much. "Hey, you need a guitar strap! Take mine! No, I mean it! Hey!! Listen up everybody! Who needs firewood?!? BBBUUUURRRRPPPP!"
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Post by thrashed on Dec 13, 2005 21:28:23 GMT -5
Yeah, I spose.
I'm a pretty unenthusiastic when I'm drunk, but once in a while I'll roam around the room saying (and doing) crazy shit! Trying to push the limits of chugging straight whiskey, attempting to break bottles over my head (of course never successful), asking people if they would like to fight, like with nerds or losers that can't defend themselves, etc.
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Post by 1:( on Aug 27, 2006 22:34:45 GMT -5
It's the one year anniversary, people. Rejoice! Remember the day! Man, that one was a blast.
I go from getting drunk off two wine coolers one year to starting a second job at a golf course and planning to go back to school in the winter the next year. How people change. I have strong desires to castrate myself.
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Post by fukntat2ed on Mar 4, 2008 2:37:02 GMT -5
drugs are bad.. m’kay
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Post by feastedupon on Sept 24, 2009 23:11:28 GMT -5
Yeah, I smoke a lot and drink a lot and get Bs in school. I'm not fucking stupid the people around me are. Sorry to sound like a misanthropist, but humanity is sutpid in general. Why would you even try tobacco even as an experiment to see what it is like that's fucking retarded. Drink then play some fucking guitar 1:(. One thing I odn't understand though is addiciton. It's fucked sure I wanna get high, but that's because everything around is so god damn boring because I've experienced it before and getting high is ONLY an amplifier to me not a depressant nor is alcholhol. All in moderation.
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