It's a glorious day in the asshole pit

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Ah, life is good. The birds are chirping, the bees are buzzing, the wind is gently blowing through the leaves. Then I walk through the park and all the birds drop flat out of the sky, the bees explode, and the leaves all turn dry and shriveled and fall to the ground just because I gave them a dirty look. I am such a fucking asshole that I have the power to overturn worlds and it feels great. Some get satisfaction out of being the nice guy, the scratching post, the punching bag, not me. I get satisfaction out of making everyone my personal fucking scratching post because human suffering makes me laugh my fucking ass off. I may not be accomplishing much in the eyes of some, but as long as I keep seeing funny shit like endless self-loathing in the world, then I'm golden.

I am such a fucking prick. Who wants some?

[thrashed]

Are you high on drugs?

[Satanic Baby Raper 666]

he's high on cock

[thrashed]

orly