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Post by smcproductions on Jun 16, 2005 18:18:17 GMT -5
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Post by Shevy on Jun 16, 2005 20:54:36 GMT -5
That's odd...I was just talking with somebody this morning about birth abnormalities and was trying to explain this little girl. It's actually kind of an older article, and sad that the body will be spending eternity embalmed in a bottle.
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Post by OneEye on Jun 16, 2005 23:10:56 GMT -5
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Post by thrashed on Jun 16, 2005 23:46:18 GMT -5
So is that real or what? The mutant I mean.
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Post by Comrade on Jun 17, 2005 5:36:51 GMT -5
Being the skeptic that I am, my money's on the mutant being bullshit. Please enlighten me if I'm wrong.
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Post by smcproductions on Jun 17, 2005 11:00:28 GMT -5
i dunno. probably. i'm dumb like that. just seems like a random thing to think up with the breathing tube on it's head and everything. i've heard of some pretty weirdo freaks, so it didnt seem too far fetched at the time.
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Post by Hell Bent For Karate Mullets on Jun 17, 2005 11:26:08 GMT -5
I don't find that to be too far fetched, either. Kids have been born with two heads, multiple limbs, flippers, fins, nubs, fur, tails, claws, extra orifices, no orifices, and even covered head to toe in hair. The cyclops defect is nothing new, and a breathing tube resembling a trunk which has grown out of the forehead seems like a completely plausible birth defect.
Until I hear that it's wrong, I'm going to assume that it's accurate.
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Post by 1:( on Jun 17, 2005 13:09:58 GMT -5
It doesn't seem like something that can't happen, but that picture looks pretty fake to me.
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Post by thrashed on Jun 18, 2005 1:26:45 GMT -5
I don't know. That website would have to be a really damn good website to fake a mutant like that to having an ugly baby in a jar. It seemed convincing to me. Also, have YOU ever had mutant thrown at you? How the fuck would you know anyway? |
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Post by 1:( on Jun 18, 2005 1:54:31 GMT -5
Gayest paraphrasing ever.
Also, I know Photoshop when I see it.
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Post by thrashed on Jun 18, 2005 2:07:43 GMT -5
I know. It was just a joke, lighten up retard. ;D
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Post by 1:( on Jun 18, 2005 9:59:52 GMT -5
It was an unfunny joke from an unfunny man.
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Post by thrashed on Jun 18, 2005 20:45:38 GMT -5
I acually make quite a few people crack up somtimes, i'm just not funny online. And I don't just make these gay fart jokes either, their pretty mature. You know like the type of shit not everyone would understand.
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Post by 1:( on Jun 18, 2005 23:44:54 GMT -5
No, you're not funny, period. Everything you say is blatantly unfunny, yet you try to make it seem so by adding that big grin smiley at the end of your post. Loser.
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Post by thrashed on Jun 19, 2005 0:02:54 GMT -5
No, you're not funny, period. Everything you say is blatantly unfunny, yet you try to make it seem so by adding that big grin smiley at the end of your post. Loser. This is coming from a guy who is 18 and had never got laid before. What's so cool about you? You have an interesting taste in music? I probably make more people laugh than you unless their laughing AT you if you catch my drift. loser. Seriously do you EVER crack up a funny joke in the real world? Unless you tell it to some retard who laughs at everything. |
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Post by 1:( on Jun 19, 2005 0:06:49 GMT -5
My sexual activity has nothing to do with my sense of humor. Also, we laugh at you all the time here. Or at least we used to. Now we're all just pretty tired of you.
If it's been well established that nobody here likes you, why do you continue to stick around?
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Post by thrashed on Jun 19, 2005 0:12:52 GMT -5
I'm not sure why ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ; WHAT! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT NIGGER! I WASN"T STATING THAT YOUR SEXUAL ACTIVITY HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR HUMOUR (WHICH IS PROBABLY GAY AS FUCK) I WAS IMPLYING WHO THE LOSER IS!! YOU, SIR, HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK. ALSO I WAS TALKING ABOUT JOKES IN THE REAL FUCKING WORLD NOT ON KICKEDINTHEFACE.COM DUMBASS. I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS ABOUT ME. YOU UNIBROWED FREAK.
EDIT: I ACUALLY LIKE IT THAT NO ONE LIKES ME ON KICKEDINTHEFACE.COM. I DON'T REALLY POST HERE TO PISS PEOPLE OFF BUT I LIKE THE FACT THAT I'M THE ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT ON KICKEDINTHEFACE.COM
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Post by 1:( on Jun 19, 2005 0:17:44 GMT -5
Yes. Instead of making observations about one's intellect, I'll be like you and resort to making shallow, unimportant remarks about peoples' sex lives or physical appearance.
Why don't you do all of us a favor and get bent you unwashed cock. You're sitting here posting just as much as I am all the time. I constantly see you browsing this place. Even in your old profile, you lied about your age. Don't try and make me look like the loser because at least I'm the one being honest about my inepsy towards the concept of a social life. You have done nothing of the kind.
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Post by thrashed on Jun 19, 2005 0:24:32 GMT -5
Yes. Instead of making observations about one's intellect, I'll be like you and resort to making shallow, unimportant remarks about peoples' sex lives or physical appearance. Why don't you do all of us a favor and get bent you unwashed cock. You're sitting here posting just as much as I am all the time. I constantly see you browsing this place. Even in your old profile, you lied about your age. Don't try and make me look like the loser because at least I'm the one being honest about my inepsy towards the concept of a social life. You have done nothing of the kind. I SELECT 6 HOURS EVERY TIME I SIGN IN BUDDY SO YES IT MAY LOOK LIKE I'M "BROWSING" ALL THE TIME. DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO BE MR.POPULAR WHEN I JUST MOVED HERE? NOPE. I'M MOSTLY ON MSN AND IT JUST SAYS I'M BROWSING BUT I'M NOT LOOK AT ALL. AND GETTING CALLED A LOSER IS ANNOYING, ESPECIALLY, WHEN SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T KNOW YOU SAYS THAT SO I AM GOING TO INCLUDE THAT YOUR AN UGLY MORON THAT WILL NEVER GET LAID AND SUCH. THE MORE I ANNOY YOU THE MORE I'M GOING TO POST. WHAT ELSE? OH I'M INARTICULATE. OH HAD TROUBLE SPELLING THAT  GO TO HELL! I'M DONE SCHOOL FOR THE YEAR TOO I HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR TO GO TO THE NEW SCHOOL. SO YES I HAVE NO LIFE RIGHT NOW. |
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Post by smcproductions on Jun 19, 2005 3:57:06 GMT -5
i dunno lamp... going around when you're young, irresponsibly fucking random girls, the risk of possible disease and unwanted parenthood, dealing with unwelcome emmotional bullshit, stressing over appearances and acting like someone you aren't when you should be more concerned with building character in you're young life and concentrating on your future......sounds like winning to me.
it's always pissed me off when dipshits equate amount of sex to how well you're doing in life. whores get laid more than anyone and they get paid to do it. still, most of them are poor mothers of 6 with missing teeth because the most important man in their lives beats them for no good reason. you dont see anyone giving a whore a lifetime achievement award. sure, rich motherfuckers get laid all the time, but they had to get rich first to obtain these money-grubbing bitches. so the rich man has something to show for his hardwork and lifetime of achievement. that guy is a winner and gets laid because of it, he didnt get ahead in life by getting pussy... unless he's a pornstar which would just make him lucky.
MANAGER AT JACK IN THE BOX: there's a rumor going around that a certain fry boy and a certain middle-aged, female at the cash register had sexual relations in the women's bathroom during break...is this true?
THRASHED: i-i can explain...
MANAGER: well you'll have to clue me in on those details later, stud...you've been promoted to assistant manager!
THRASHED: y-you mean it?? ;D ;D ;D
MANAGER: i like your style, kid!
THRASHED: in your face lamp!
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GO TO HELL! I'M DONE SCHOOL FOR THE YEAR TOO I HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR TO GO TO THE NEW SCHOOL. SO YES I HAVE NO LIFE RIGHT NOW.