As if the Dolphins weren't already pussies...

[Hell Bent For Karate Mullets]

Gayest uniforms in the NFL. Gayest name in the NFL. Gayest mascot in the NFL. Now they have crying players and afterschool specials in the locker room: (fixed the link)
Another season filled with not-winning-but-tyring-their-best.

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Hahaha, my dad's a Dolphins fan. I have to wonder what he's thinking of this.

[Hell Bent For Karate Mullets]

If he's a Dolphin's fan, he's probably thinking about chugging semen out of a beer bong.

[dangerzone]

FUCK THEM FOR RUINING THE BEARS SEASON IN 85.