If Exhumed made the penguin baseball game...

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...it would look something like this.

My record's 1037.4. Give it a go!

[Shevy]

I hate to be the stick in the mud when it comes to unnecessary gore, but that is a horrible hack of an otherwise cool game.

None the less, my best is about 857. I'll keep trying.

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I actually think it's better. Not so much because of the gore, but because of the bombs and their randomization qualities. It means getting a different result each time and not repeats of the same ones over and over.

[Shevy]

I was reading up on this game, and the current high score is over 3,000 ft.

The best I was able to do is just a few feet under 1,000. I initially hit the penguin a good 210 ft., hit three land mines in a row, took a bounce, hit two more landmines, and then eventually came to a stop. It's a fun game for about ten minutes, but I tend not to like games that revolve around luck. No matter how much you practice this game, it's possible that somebody with only five minutes of experience can break your score.

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My record still holds. I have only broken the 1000 mark twice. Last night was not one of those times.

[OneEye]

1123.3

About the 10th try out of maybe 50.

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Ha! 1314.1! New record.

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Something similar

They should do this to cats more often.

[Shevy]

1,418 ft.

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Hey, I just got 1639.

Launching cats out of cannons should be a national past time. Bastard animals. You don't buy a pet because it's smug and thinks it's too good to play with you or do anything other than sleep 20 hours a day.

[Hell Bent For Karate Mullets]

Seriously. I don't quite understand why people are so into cats. For one thing they like to rip up furnature and carpeting. For another, they shed all over the damn place. They don't come when you call, they stick their ass in your face when you're trying to eat, won't hesitate to knock over the trash and spread it all over while ripping up the bag in the process, will puke up hairballs, run through your feet when you're trying to walk, take a shit in a catbox and then jump on the dinner table, etc.

They're a very destructive, untrainable, filthy animal that shows no loyalty to a family and will simply live with whoever gives them the best offer. I hate the fucking things.

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Well, unfortunately my dog has ripped up some of my furniture and shedded some in the car, but pays attention when you call, only watches intently while eating, it's easy enough to keep her away from the garbage(though she'll usually just grab one piece of it and start chewing on that), doesn't cough up hairballs, has enough courtesy to run around people instead of through them, couldn't even jump on the dinner table after trying for years.

My dog kicks more ass than any cat.

[sc00ts]

cats rule, dogs drool

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[Hell Bent For Karate Mullets]

Is that your pet bat?

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People ask me all the time if my dog is an alien.

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your dog kicks ass!

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She sure doesn't bite ass. Not too long ago, she grabbed a pizza crust out of the garbage and started chewing on it. When I saw it, I snatched it away with a quick motion and she attempted to bite my hand. Didn't even leave a mark. My dog is harmless.

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Is that a pure breed?

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It's a pug. Nothing more.