WWE

[Shevy]

I was watching some of Smackdown last night. In particular, Brock Lesnar beating the shit out of that kid with one leg. Anyway, I noticed that when the kid started bleeding badly they would reduce the color for shots with him in it, and eventually shoot with the camera out of focus.

WWE has sucked for a long time now, but this is it. At least they had a roster that didn't mind putting their necks on the line so much so Vince had to tell them to chill out a little and take it easy. Now when somebody starts bleeding they won't even let you watch it?

Fuck WWE. What a useless federation.

[ElGarbanzo]

yeah, wwe is pretty bad. I thought it would get better eventually, but I'm begging to think the WWE is past the point of no return. Or maybe! just maybe, the wwe doesn't suck at all, and we all have finally grown out and lost interest in wrestling all together.


on a side note some dipshit left 7 putters and 3 drivers outside by the dumpster. I have seized them. I have 10 new beat sticks.

[Shevy]

Those putters are probably irons. I don't know why anybody would need 7 different putters unless their short game is fucking horrible.

[Shevy]

ElGarbanzo said:

yeah, wwe is pretty bad. I thought it would get better eventually, but I'm begging to think the WWE is past the point of no return. Or maybe! just maybe, the wwe doesn't suck at all, and we all have finally grown out and lost interest in wrestling all together.

It's not so much my interest in sweaty men prancing around the ring, it's my interest in violence. The more there is of it and the better it's executed, the more I like it. Now that WWE has decided people don't watch wrestling for violence, gore, or wrestling ability, I'm really not too interested in it.

Somebody please sign NWA to a national deal ASAP.

[toddhascrabs]

For me it was all about ECW. Nothing pissed me off me off more then when someone in WWE would come down with a chair and cheap shot someone which would cause the match to end. ECW was great. No rules. Beat down till the three count. Blood, chairs, innovative violence, a jedi craved all these things.

[Shevy]

Hell yeah. ECW was a great federation.

Warrior Pope, the guy that runs DCW here, is a huge ECW fan. He actually structured DCW a lot like ECW. You should sign up for a character. It's a fucking blast.

[toddhascrabs]

Only if I could be called something like "goat boy" "White trash car crash" or "zygote toe traction" The only reason I wouldn't is because I may not have enough time to do such a task.
I mean I have a hard enough time reviewing music. I think it means I should braing more music to work.

[Goliath]

all it takes is enough imagination to come up with one promo a week, its great fun. your welcome to join if you'd like

[Shevy]

toddhascrabs said:

Only if I could be called something like "goat boy" "White trash car crash" or "zygote toe traction" The only reason I wouldn't is because I may not have enough time to do such a task.
I mean I have a hard enough time reviewing music. I think it means I should braing more music to work.

Nothing wrong with any of that shit. Here's a run down of some of the offensive characters in DCW past and present:

- Mohammad al Jihad - A wrestling terrorist from Afghanistan.

- Prince Mumba Jumba the African Thunda - A black guy who used to work for the Black Panthers, but was brainwashed or something and now lives to serve the white people. He ended up in a tag team called "The Klansmen" and dressed up in white robes like the KKK.

- Elmo Flingenhooper - A steroids munching nazi.

- Molestro - New guy, but apparently he just likes to molest children and hit on men.

Basically, you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. DCW's motto is, "Nothing Is Sacred". Over the years there has been everything from murder with power tools to gay rape to bestiality to child abuse. It's good fun if you have a dry sense of humor and can recognize fantasy from reality.

It doesn't take much time if you're playing solo, by the way. Just the time it takes to write out a promo/action. Anyway, September 9th DCW is coming back, so check out a few "episodes". I think you'll dig it.

[Jake]

Hey, at least you have 300 pound monsters beating up on 150 pound cripples. I too would like to see the blood, but the cripple beating makes up for it.

[ElGarbanzo]

prince mumba jumba was brainwashed with crack by the cia.