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Post by Shevy on Aug 8, 2003 4:17:50 GMT -5
I didn't realize their old bassist left the band. I was just checking out their website and saw their new bass player is some 60 year old man. CME. |
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Post by SpammyD on Aug 8, 2003 12:40:52 GMT -5
the bitch left eh? she wasn't an actual pathologist anyways. just an assistant of some sort. The drummer...the grizzly adams lookin dude is a homosexual. he enjoys the penis in his butthole.
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Post by Shevy on Aug 8, 2003 12:48:29 GMT -5
Ha! I didn't realize he's a fag. He looks like he should be chopping tree's instead of eating wood.
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Post by SpammyD on Aug 8, 2003 12:49:57 GMT -5
yeah, it was on the razorback's message board back when it was around. the guitarist casually mentioned it for whatever reason so everyone pounced on it. He never came back after that.
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Post by Shevy on Aug 8, 2003 12:52:09 GMT -5
That's hilarious. I'm surprised people didn't worship the guy since most of the people on that board seemed to have a hard-on for Carcass.
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Post by SpammyD on Aug 8, 2003 12:58:32 GMT -5
yeah, but at the same time those people also listen to the meatshits and ac. making fun of gays is in their blood.
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Post by Shevy on Aug 8, 2003 13:03:10 GMT -5
Talking about A.C., I hear they got back together. Not just for that mini-tour they did in Germany. I heard they are legitimately a band again.
I guess Seth Putnum wasn't making much money with his side projects. Doesn't pay to be an artist. If you have something that pays the bills, stick with it.
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Post by SpammyD on Aug 8, 2003 13:06:48 GMT -5
it doesn't pay to be a noisecore band either. I guess he figured he could never get away from ac so he said fuck it. i'll drive it into the ground and make everyone hate me more. thats what i'm guessing. its like if gg allin ever became an r&b singer and straightened his act out. everyone would still be bugging him to drink bleach and shit on himself.
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Post by Shevy on Aug 8, 2003 13:10:54 GMT -5
If he didn't lose any fan base with that Picnic Of Love album, he's never going to shake 'em. That is easily the worst thing I've ever heard in my life, and this is coming from a guy who digs Skullflower.
You know, if he went back to Everyone Should Be Killed-era blurcore he would probably run A.C. into the ground, but the current punk/blur/noise/grind mix is incredible. I have yet to get tired of I Like It When You Die. One of the best albums of all time.
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Post by SpammyD on Aug 8, 2003 13:15:07 GMT -5
how the fuck do you have 50 posts already?
picnic of love really sucked ass, but that was the point. I don't think they lost any fans unless they were too fuckin stupid to figure it out. Id like to see them hype a mega reunion album and send out fake samples to people that totally kick ass and make the album itself suck total yanni penis. that would end his career, but it would be completely worth it. A final FUCK YOU to all the fans he hates.
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Post by Shevy on Aug 8, 2003 13:27:45 GMT -5
I have so many posts because the board has been around for a little while now, and I've been using a mod board to talk with Pope abot some behind the scenes shit before the launch.
A.C. should release a "br00tal" death metal album which is nothing but drop B tuned strings, monotonious low end vocals, power chords, stolen riffs from Suffocation, and blast beats. Make it 25 minutes long and charge $30 for it. That would be a proper fuck you album.
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Post by SpammyD on Aug 8, 2003 13:29:38 GMT -5
thats pretty damn good too. i wish i had an awesome band that i could ruin.
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Post by Shevy on Aug 8, 2003 13:34:07 GMT -5
Whatever happened to Analscope Rectal Speculum?
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Post by SpammyD on Aug 8, 2003 13:41:32 GMT -5
about 50 other one man cyber noise grind bands that sucked worse than what i was doing popped up a year later and sucked the novelty out of it. plus it got boring
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Post by Shevy on Aug 8, 2003 13:52:27 GMT -5
For some reason I thought you hated cybergrind. Or maybe it was Libido Airbag. I can't remember.
You should come up with some new obscure type of grind like Pots 'n' Pans Grind where you wail on cookware and add pitch shifted vocals. Or Rind Grind where you just record yourself eating ham and going, "Mmmmm...good".
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Post by SpammyD on Aug 8, 2003 13:58:45 GMT -5
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Post by SpammyD on Aug 8, 2003 14:00:10 GMT -5
nah, that sounds like i'm sucking penis and i'm commenting on it in between bobs. ring grind is no more.
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Post by Shevy on Aug 8, 2003 14:06:39 GMT -5
Holy shit that was hilarious. Throw a blast beat in the background and you're ready for a split with Smothered Brothers.
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Post by SpammyD on Aug 8, 2003 14:20:39 GMT -5
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Post by unclemeat on Aug 8, 2003 14:49:22 GMT -5
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