Dilemma

[sc00ts]

"but then after that like a couple days or so they completly ignore me"

keep your mouth shut, maybe you can fool them into thinking you're cool for more than a few days

[thrashed]

indeed ;D


I thought I might also add that it's usually the ones I don't talk to much, rather than the ones I talk to alot. but still enough usually. you'd think so anyway

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Hey Eric, the trouble with this stems from more than just "Do I want to go to graduation?". I agree with you that graduation ceremonies are fucking retarded, but I'm not even sure I'm allowed to go anyway because I'm getting tutored in English over the summer so this would mean I technically don't graduate until August. I'd be allowed to watch, I guess, but why would I want to dress formally to go to an outdoor ceremony in the hot sun and watch a bunch of pricks in their shitty hats and gay golden tassels who ate shit for breakfast to kep their one-dimensional personalities walk across a creaky ass stage to pick up a piece of paper and walk like a fuckhole the whole time?

I have been invited to a couple different graduation parties. I am friendly with some girls...but that doesn't necessarily mean I want to talk to them. Am I going out on a limb here, or are all girls on the face of this god damn planet fucking boring individuals? Every girl I've ever talked to seems to have no interests whatsoever. She just likes to chat. Chatty chatty gabby gabby bitchy women. They gossip about people because they have nothing else to comprehend in their minds. Any girl with a personality that hasn't bored the hell out of me seems to act like a man...but then again, plenty of guys with boring personalities act like women. Who knows? Maybe we need to do away with this pedestal shit that we put women on. Why should we expect them to act proper and look their best all the time? That is when they're at their worst. I'd like to meet a girl who's still decent looking enough but doesn't put too much effort into her appearance, tells jokes, belches, has a fucking personality, kicks the shit out of bitchy bitches and hates everything about that dumb cunt scene just as much as I do. But of course, that's a pipe dream. They don't live in fucking hick backwoods territory. They don't live on the beach. I don't know where they live actually, but I bet the city wouldn't be a bad place to look. I need to get the fuck out of this town. I didn't spend my elementary school years here(that was in the next town over) but this general region is where I've spent my life and it makes me cringe to think that I haven't been given a chance to see anything different. Fuck, I need to get the fuck away. I need to go drive a car off a cliff and have it warp into another dimension so I can see aliens that piss acid and snort cats. Shit.

[thrashed]

That's the way my mind works when i'm high. I do agree with you though I need to do somthing. Fuck this shit!

[1:(]

You have to get high to think on my level. Pathetic.

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lamp said:

You have to get high to think on my level. Pathetic.

lol well I don't know anyone else that is just talking like normall one second then all the sudden starts talking like the whole world is against you. It's all a conspiracy isn't it? You were talking like a big trip out which is the way most people are when they get high.

[smcproductions]

lamp, i would have to say that you're pretty much right about girls having shitty personallities, especially when it comes to highschool girls. the fact that most girls i've asked about their taste in music have responded with, "i like everything....except for country", is proof of this. but chicks with brains are out there, and when you meet one, hang on like grim death. dont be needy and get fresh with them or anything, just stay relatively close friends. you'd be surprised how you can know someone for a while and not think she's interested, then suddenly get proven wrong.

anyways, like i said before, ditch the damn ceremony, especially if you may not even be allowed to go. but go to at least one of the parties since you were invited. if the party is lame you can always just go home.

[1:(]

Yeah. The only problem now is that I don't think I'd be able to go to just the party(unless I got a ride from one of my parents or one of my sister's friends...maybe). I think I'd have to go to both. I COULD just get dropped off at the school just as the ceremony ends and find my friends there. We'll see how it pans out. I've got until Friday to figure this shit out.

[OneEye]

I'd say screw the graduation, just ' cause I was the nerd and that's what I would've done. But definitely hit the party.
Man, you gotta go for it. I wish I knew then what I know now about girls. Not that I'm the Cassanova, but you gotta try. You don't realize it, but there are probably 3 or 4 girls that you know have interest in you, but you don't know how to respond. I wish I was in your position. You could end up like me, married for 12 years, posting on a board, spending the night at home, wishing you would've taken that chance with that girl that kept smiling. Oh man.
First, lower your standards. Yeah, those girls in Playboy look great when you're greasing your hand, but most girls don't look like that. An average girl, or the one that's cute, but a little chunky, is certainly going to be better than that rag. Don't worry about your friends' approval, they're just jeering at you because they didn't score.
Second, don't be in a hurry. I wish I would have known this. You want to get rejected by a girl? Be nice to her and tell her your feelings and how loving you are. Kiss her ass and tell her you'll be there. And watch her walk away. I know it seems wrong, but I've tried this approach at least 4 times and have failed every time.
You need to set her up and make it seem like you're not as interested. Make it a challenge. After you strike up a conversation, walk away and talk to your friend about music. You're in control. Then, say something funny, and kind of knock her, like "Yeah, my music's cooler than yours", or, "maybe we can get together after you wipe that ranch off your top." I'm serious. Leave her wondering about you in any possible way that makes you different from all of the other nerds that want to bend over backwards for her.
I read that David D. Deangelo shit for a while, and it makes sense. You could be on the path to not living my pussyless adulthood if you just read his e-mails. Don't buy his shit, but try what the e-mails suggest. Like I said, I can tell you what doesn't work. Good luck!

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It doesn't always matter how much you know if you don't have the nerve to do it.

See, I'm an asshole. You know how I am on this board? Add some extremely odd noises and me making fun of those "omg hXc ninja" types(unfortunately I can now do spin kicks pretty well) and you have me in person(because there are some things I can't really express over a text medium). However, unlike the Internet, I can't listen to music and talk to people at the same time. And 9 times out of 10, I will take the music. Headphones.

I was never very good at dealing with people anyway. I know the Playboy type girls are hot, but there are plenty of other girls out there I find attractive that aren't bombshells. I believe they're called real. And I was never in a hurry to do anything, which is why I often panic about my future these days. I never had any plans for life except that I would be living.

I'd say right now my problems are this:
1) I can act like I'm not interested if I have to, but 99% of the time, I'm geniunely not interested. I just go home and forget about anything I said and retreat to my own little world.
2) On the acting uninterested thing...I don't know if it's fear or what, but I think I tend to take it too far. There was this girl in one of my classes who I saw smiling at me a few times...and I was actually somewhat interested in her...but whenever she was standing near, I would be afraid to even look at her! I'm the kid with the shifty eyes here, I look at everything! What the fuck!? That always happens.
3) I'm not always so lenient with my opinions. I guess if I was interested in a girl then I wouldn't care less(unless I got overwhelmed with personality differences) but most of the time it's like "You know what, I know two or three things about this person and I can already tell we have nothing to talk about. Fuck this."
4) I don't want to come across as an asshole when talking to girls. Or an overly nice guy for that matter. So I usually just don't say anything to avoid trouble. It makes me physically sick to see guys taking their ripping on girls too far. And I see it so often. Usually when I make comments, it's in a group and it's all sarcastic "Who gives a fuck" type stuff.

This is all too much work for me anyway. Social disorders never helped jack shit.

[thrashed]

indeed. I'm the same way.

[smcproductions]

being a total jerk to bitches doesnt really work. you can say mean shit, but only if you're half kidding. i find most chicks laugh the hardest when you insult them. it's a good way to let them know that you've noticed them while not acting like a pussy, but you gotta say the right thing in the right tone of voice or you just come off as cruel. and never ever joke about them being over weight, because even if they arent fat in the slightest, they all think they are. it's like crossing the point of no return. you'll ruin your chances forever.

i'm good around chicks in public because i'm pretty witty. i rip on them a little, make some lewd comments, flirt a bunch, and i always have about 3 or 4 platonic girly friends i can flirt with which looks good to other chicks. when i'm actually getting to know them is when the problems start. i become sincere, give them compliments, and i guess i dont seem as funny or cool as they thought i was. i can be pretty damn needy at times and it's just a real turn off to them. it usually happens after i've already had sex with the chick, but there is one girl in particular that was my drunken last resort and i treat her with the same apathy as before. i could probably fuck her anytime i wanted... she doesnt look that bad or anything, i just would rather have a really hot girl with a better personallity...

...which brings me to the girl i'm currently interested in. she's like the total opposite. she gets angry when i direct my twisted sense of humor towards her, and definitely doesnt like to be dissed. when i'm nice to her and give her compliments, she's like butter. i think one of the reasons i cant nab her again is i have to act like an ass sometimes. i cant be sweet to anyone 24/7. the other reason is she's a youngin and her parents know about me. bah!

not that this is directed towards lamp anymore, or anyone else. i dont want to give advice anymore because i'm a loser with chicks too. this is just a good oppurtunity to spout off about what i've learned about bitches since highschool. it doesnt help my sex life too much, but at least i'm not totally in the dark anymore. i too wish i knew what i know now, i have many regrets when i think about past possibllities.

oh, and as rediculous as those axe bodyspray commercials are, i find smell is almost more important than appearance. if you smell really bad, then forget it. which means never use axe. that shit smells like shitty shit.

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smcproductions said:

oh, and as rediculous as those axe bodyspray commercials are, i find smell is almost more important than appearance. if you smell really bad, then forget it. which means never use axe. that shit smells like shitty shit.

what if their really big sluts and bad smelling guys turn them on? It's possible isn't it?

[smcproductions]

there are exceptions to the rule.

[Shevy]

oneeye said:

An average girl, or the one that's cute, but a little chunky, is certainly going to be better than that rag.

Personally, that's my preference.

[unclemeat]

I'm a little late in joining the conversation, but I'll start form the beginning.

If you technically can't graduate(I believe that was the gist) and can only watch, skip it.

As for the chicks, just show a little interest, and I'[ve found just listening to be helpful. Also try not to yawn when a chick talks.

As for not being in a band. You write for KITF. Isin't that enough?

[unclemeat]

smcproductions said:

oh, and as rediculous as those axe bodyspray commercials are, i find smell is almost more important than appearance. if you smell really bad, then forget it. which means never use axe. that shit smells like shitty shit.

My wife bought me some Ax spray. It does stink. I wore it one day, and I didn't have chicks throw themselves at me. False advertising.


EDIT:Beer...Chicks...Life's not like that

[Hell Bent For Karate Mullets]

I was going to buy some Axe body spray, but then I decided on some deer urine I saw in a Cabella's catalog instead. I regret nothing.

[smcproductions]

admin said:

oneeye said:

An average girl, or the one that's cute, but a little chunky, is certainly going to be better than that rag.

Personally, that's my preference.

i'll take a thick girl over a scrawny bitch anyday. as for the the bomb shells, they tend to be more flawed than your average girl when their not all dolled up... anyone ever unsheath some seemingly flawless tits only to discover a pair of veiny frog eyes staring back at you?

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I'd say put everything aside, and the real problem is that I'm the one not doing the approaching. That's the part I never could do.

Come to think of it, I'm not very good at approaching anything, if the low number of reviews I've written for this site says anything.