Dilemma

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I was going to jam with one of my friends this Friday, but he mixed up this Friday with next Friday in his head and is busy this week. So I have to make a choice. I could either...

a) Go to my graduation, watch the ceremony, then go to a party afterwards, sit in a closet, and eat all the food wishing the whole time I stayed home because other people are fucking annoying when they're happy.

or

b) Stay here, watch TV, go on the computer, end up bored as fuck wishing I'd left the house.

This is seriously a very hard decision for me and I just can't make up my mind.

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i'd pick number 2. To go to your prom don't you have to wear a gay tuxedo? except it's kind of embarassing not going because usually it's only big losers that don't go like the type that have considered shooting up their school and really your suppost to go. I do know what you mean by "people are annoying when their happy" though. I can't stand that shit. Jumping around, acting gay i feel like pounding them in their fucking ugly face!

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Prom != Graduation

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ok nevermind. switch the word "prom" to graduation then.


edit: it's just that at my school their both the same night.

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That must feel awsome to graduate though. Are you going to collage or just slacking for a while?

[Shevy]

Man, go to you graduation. Even if you don't want to go, it only happens once. Might as well get it out of the way.

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admin said:

Man, go to you graduation.

that's the only spelling error i've seen you make.

[sc00ts]

go to the party and get some highschool poon dumbass

[Hell Bent For Karate Mullets]

And the Lord sayeth, "The poonanny shall flow like wine when the education is complete. Let the women suckle upon the teet of drunkeness, and suffer not any regrets for you are still young."

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sc00ts said:

go to the party and get some highschool poon dumbass

What do I look like, a suave ladies man?

If I go to a party, I'm freeloading food and that's that.

[Hell Bent For Karate Mullets]

You could always give it a shot. Not all ladies are into suave. I'm willing to bet you're perceived as the mysterious loner type with an interesting taste in music. Paired with the fact you play in a band, I'd give you a good chance of at least some booby action if you just attempt to talk to some girls and show a little interest.

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Nah, I don't play in a band. I still get asked about it from time to time though(because I used to, anyway). And what's interesting taste in music if it sucks to them anyway?

I think I'm generally viewed more as borderline insane.

[Hell Bent For Karate Mullets]

It adds to the mystery. A relatively obscure form of music (when looked at by the pop crowd) which tends to envelop itself in controversy and extremity both in style and idea's. While it's music which girls generally don't dig, it does show that you can think outside the box and have no problems seperating yourself from social expectations in order to be your own person, which girls usually do dig.

But anyway, why don't you use the party as a little test? I'm under the assumption that you're not going to be seeing the majority of these people ever again, so why don't you try talking with every single girl there? The worst case scenario is people still think you're insane, but you can get free food and don't have to deal with any sort of social consequences. Best case scenario you get your rocks off and a few phone numbers.

I don't see a downside to trying something new in this case.

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Here's a nice tip: try talking to a chick. It might work

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Every time I try to talk to a girl, I end up exploding.

They hate me. I know this.

[sc00ts]

lamp said:

Every time I try to talk to a girl, I end up exploding.

whack it first

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the odd thing with me is when I first meet a girl they talk to me like crazy, some even act like whores and flirt with me, but then after that like a couple days or so they completly ignore me. could never figure out why.

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sc00ts said:

whack it first

Not that kind of explode, but clever. Clever.

the odd thing with me is when I first meet a girl they talk to me like crazy, some even act like whores and flirt with me, but then after that like a couple days or so they completly ignore me. could never figure out why.

Probably because the girls you talk to are just that. Whores.

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lamp said:

sc00ts said:

whack it first

Probably because the girls you talk to are just that. Whores.

lol some of them are but, not all of them.

[smcproductions]

dont attend graduation ceremonies. that shit is gay. you dress up like a fag to see other fags, dressed like fags get handed a gay sheet of paper. fuck that shit.

ditch the ceremony, then go to the party and freeload. hellbent for waffles has the idea there. when i was in highschool i was really very awkward, but that shit doesnt last forever....well, in my case, at times i'm reclusive and other times i'm pretty outgoing. but anyway, try going out with a bang. if these people are gonna leave highschool remembering you as the creepy kid, you might as well:

A: give them a reason to believe that and steal all the food.
B: prove those assholes wrong by charming the pants off some broad..... and then steal all the food.

if any cockholes give you shit about not attending graduation, tell them your neighbor ran over your dog and you couldnt make it. no questions asked, and who knows? you might get some sympathy from some chicks because of it. either way, go get that free food.