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Jun 14, 2005 9:56:34 GMT -5
Post by Hell Bent For Karate Mullets on Jun 14, 2005 9:56:34 GMT -5
Be funny about it then. Pretend you're some sleazy barfly and ask all the chicks their sign and if they come here often. Extra points for wearing bell bottoms.
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Dilemma
Jun 14, 2005 12:06:52 GMT -5
Post by smcproductions on Jun 14, 2005 12:06:52 GMT -5
I'd say put everything aside, and the real problem is that I'm the one not doing the approaching. That's the part I never could do. Come to think of it, I'm not very good at approaching anything, if the low number of reviews I've written for this site says anything. doesnt matter. i'm the same way. i dont think there's ever been a time where i've broken the ice with a girl. eventually you'll run into a few that will take it upon themselves to get past the akward stage. EDIT: that is, when it comes to getting dirty. i hate rejection so much i always wait for them to kiss me first. as far as approaching them and starting a conversation, you might have to get over that hurdle first. |
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Dilemma
Jun 14, 2005 12:24:45 GMT -5
Post by sc00ts on Jun 14, 2005 12:24:45 GMT -5
you guys should all shut off your computers for five minutes and go out into The World
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Dilemma
Jun 14, 2005 12:44:13 GMT -5
Post by 1:( on Jun 14, 2005 12:44:13 GMT -5
That's actually going to happen in about 20 minutes.
I have to go to tutoring.
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thrashed
Hauptmann
sucks a mean D
Posts: 1,524
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Dilemma
Jun 14, 2005 17:44:31 GMT -5
Post by thrashed on Jun 14, 2005 17:44:31 GMT -5
is your tutor hot?
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Dilemma
Jun 14, 2005 18:30:56 GMT -5
Post by 1:( on Jun 14, 2005 18:30:56 GMT -5
My tutor's a guy.
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thrashed
Hauptmann
sucks a mean D
Posts: 1,524
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Dilemma
Jun 14, 2005 19:17:44 GMT -5
Post by thrashed on Jun 14, 2005 19:17:44 GMT -5
he must be a fag then ;D
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Jun 14, 2005 23:28:57 GMT -5
Post by smcproductions on Jun 14, 2005 23:28:57 GMT -5
you guys should all shut off your computers for five minutes and go out into The World i just went bowling with a bunch of hotties, so there. |
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Dilemma
Jun 14, 2005 23:49:18 GMT -5
Post by 1:( on Jun 14, 2005 23:49:18 GMT -5
I successfully sat at home while everyone else was at prom and didn't do anything. Fuck yeah. Well, I went with my dad and sister to get dinner and ice cream. Woohoo. It's like I'm fucking half my age. Not fucking people half my age of course. I'll wait until I'm 40 to do that so it'll be more socially acceptable.  |
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thrashed
Hauptmann
sucks a mean D
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Dilemma
Jun 14, 2005 23:52:08 GMT -5
Post by thrashed on Jun 14, 2005 23:52:08 GMT -5
I successfully sat at home while everyone else was at prom and didn't do anything. Fuck yeah. Well, I went with my dad and sister to get dinner and ice cream. Woohoo. It's like I'm fucking half my age. Not fucking people half my age of course. I'll wait until I'm 40 to do that so it'll be more socially acceptable. lol. What you wanna do is throw a hissy fit so your dad will let you get two scoops. |
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Jun 15, 2005 7:37:02 GMT -5
Post by Hell Bent For Karate Mullets on Jun 15, 2005 7:37:02 GMT -5
Not fucking people half my age of course. I'll wait until I'm 40 to do that so it'll be more socially acceptable. You mean you're going to wait until you're 40 to start banging 9 year olds? That's kind of odd. |
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Dilemma
Jun 17, 2005 14:40:17 GMT -5
Post by 1:( on Jun 17, 2005 14:40:17 GMT -5
The day is upon us and I have decided to do the right thing and stay at home.
Fuck everybody.
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Jun 17, 2005 15:35:40 GMT -5
Post by Hell Bent For Karate Mullets on Jun 17, 2005 15:35:40 GMT -5
Come on, Lamp. Go! Say "fuck it" and just jump in the water!
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Jun 17, 2005 15:44:07 GMT -5
Post by unclemeat on Jun 17, 2005 15:44:07 GMT -5
The day is upon us and I have decided to do the right thing and stay at home. Fuck everybody. that'll learn 'em! |
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Jun 17, 2005 15:44:25 GMT -5
Post by 1:( on Jun 17, 2005 15:44:25 GMT -5
If today was Tuesday, I'd consider jumping in some water because it was fucking hot that day.
Today I'm actually comfortable.
EDIT: In all seriousness, I don't really want to see most of the people there. I can see my friends next week because they won't be busy with shit to do anymore. And I can put all those high school memories behind me. That was four years worth of total shit. The sooner I stop associating with the people I had to share it with, the sooner I can forget it ever happened.
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Jun 17, 2005 16:00:26 GMT -5
Post by sc00ts on Jun 17, 2005 16:00:26 GMT -5
you're a moron. getting laid trumps all that bullshit. quit being such a fucking drama queen, posedawg
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Dilemma
Jun 17, 2005 16:12:56 GMT -5
Post by 1:( on Jun 17, 2005 16:12:56 GMT -5
I DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING POWER TO GET LAID
That shouldn't have to be stated explicity, fucking god.
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Jun 17, 2005 16:17:06 GMT -5
Post by sc00ts on Jun 17, 2005 16:17:06 GMT -5
IF YOU HAVE A PENIS AND BLOOD FLOWING TO IT* YOU HAVE THE POWER TO GET LAID
*and maybe an ether-soaked rag
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Dilemma
Jun 17, 2005 16:20:21 GMT -5
Post by 1:( on Jun 17, 2005 16:20:21 GMT -5
Incorrect. Just like all the sports coaches will tell you, it's just as much a mental game as a physical game.
Wait a minute, this isn't a game. This is my cock.
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Jun 17, 2005 16:40:23 GMT -5
Post by Hell Bent For Karate Mullets on Jun 17, 2005 16:40:23 GMT -5
You need to get it out of your fucking head that you're never going to get laid. I've seen guys a thousand times uglier and fatter than you with chicks crawling all over them because they have the self-esteem for it.
You should see this guy I used to work with. He was short, balding, ugly as sin, had nasty teeth, bad body odor, lousy dresser, way too much body hair, and had a big gut. But when he wasn't in a relationship, he was banging some new chick every fucking week. And I'm not talking about your typical Sally Rottencrotch.
If you think you aren't going to get laid, you won't. If you think you are, then you will. So help me god it's that fucking easy! Just pretend that you have the self-esteem to pick up a chick, and I guarantee you that you will. That's just the way it is.
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