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Post by Shevy on Aug 30, 2005 20:46:31 GMT -5
I love hate mail...which is why I was kind of bothered that I haven't been receiving any lately. Luckily for me, I just found a nice little gem in my inbox this evening. Let me share it with you along with my reply, and should any more hate mail come my way I'll use this thread to relay these intelligent little tidbits of feedback along with my reply.
Date: Tue, 30 Aug 2005 08:38:13 -0700 (PDT) From: "Deiv Muzztein" <Muzztein@q3arena.com> To: shevy@kickedintheface.com Subject: great site !!!
DUDE!!!!
YOUR SITE TOTALLY KICK ASS.
OF COURSE, I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK, BUT IT'S FUNNY FOR SURE !!!
KEEP IT COMING !! YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!
My reply: So how about you be a good little doobie and let me know which reviewer made fun of your favorite band...or at least which review you obviously don't agree with? While your E-Mail is certainly colorful enough, it doesn't really tell me much of anything except you have the intelligence of a pair of pants. Much appreciated.
Cheers, Shevy
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Post by thrashed on Aug 30, 2005 20:55:08 GMT -5
HAHA awsome.
The funny part is, most people that send you this hate mail are dumber than they say the reviewers are. They'll go on about how all your reviews are fucking stupid and poorly written, meanwhile their complaints are poorly written and never have any meaning behind them.
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Post by 1:( on Aug 30, 2005 21:23:01 GMT -5
Hey Shevy, do you ever get any kind of mail about my reviews at all?
Just wondering if anyone actually cares about them.
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Post by Comrade on Aug 30, 2005 21:44:50 GMT -5
I'd say it's probably someone having a cry due to The System has Failed getting a deservedly poor review.
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Post by DerekRIHC on Aug 31, 2005 0:07:45 GMT -5
HAHA awsome. The funny part is, most people that send you this hate mail are dumber than they say the reviewers are. They'll go on about how all your reviews are fucking stupid and poorly written, meanwhile their complaints are poorly written and never have any meaning behind them. ^^^^^ Irony is awesome.
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Post by thrashed on Aug 31, 2005 0:29:46 GMT -5
1. Your not very sharp either 2. I wasn't criticizing them for being stupid, I was criticizing them for saying the reviews are stupid even though the people that write the hate mail are fucking stupid. There is a difference.
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Post by 1:( on Aug 31, 2005 0:47:03 GMT -5
Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Post by thrashed on Aug 31, 2005 0:50:43 GMT -5
mmnmnm drugz lolz
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Post by DerekRIHC on Aug 31, 2005 0:53:37 GMT -5
Zing!
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Post by Shevy on Aug 31, 2005 3:39:46 GMT -5
Lamp, unfortunately I have yet to hear of anybody complaining about one of your reviews. Usually most of the hate mail I get is aimed at either Horatio or Skin Splitter...but mostly Horatio.
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Post by unclemeat on Aug 31, 2005 7:31:28 GMT -5
I love hate mail...which is why I was kind of bothered that I haven't been receiving any lately. Luckily for me, I just found a nice little gem in my inbox this evening. Let me share it with you along with my reply, and should any more hate mail come my way I'll use this thread to relay these intelligent little tidbits of feedback along with my reply. Date: Tue, 30 Aug 2005 08:38:13 -0700 (PDT) From: "Deiv Muzztein" <Muzztein@q3arena.com> To: shevy@kickedintheface.com Subject: great site !!!
DUDE!!!!
YOUR SITE TOTALLY KICK ASS.
OF COURSE, I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK, BUT IT'S FUNNY FOR SURE !!!
KEEP IT COMING !! YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!My reply: it doesn't really tell me much of anything except you have the intelligence of a pair of pants. Much appreciated. Cheers, Shevy Why do you hate pants?
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Post by thrashed on Sept 5, 2005 1:41:06 GMT -5
Hey Shevy, next time someone decides to diss your reviews why don't you threaten his/her life?
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Post by 1:( on Sept 5, 2005 1:57:25 GMT -5
Because when you did it to me, it wasn't funny. Not to mention the whole "stooping down to their level" thing.
That's some serious shit. And you can't get that pissed off if someone doesn't like your reviews because then you'll open the floodgates to assholes looking to make fun of you for no real reason.
Besides, hate mail is funny.
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Post by thrashed on Sept 5, 2005 2:12:38 GMT -5
So is hurting people
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Post by 1:( on Sept 5, 2005 2:15:42 GMT -5
You'll make much more of an impact by hurting their pride, not their faces.
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Post by thrashed on Sept 5, 2005 2:33:04 GMT -5
I you ever need any help killing that bully just slip me a few hundred bucks, alright?
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Post by unclemeat on Sept 5, 2005 7:19:32 GMT -5
Hurting
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Post by Shevy on Sept 5, 2005 7:24:43 GMT -5
I don't know if you're just making light of when you did the same thing to Lamp or what...but threatening somebody over the internet is weak. I'd rather make fun of somebody who sends me a message like that since they'll probably take it serious and get even more mad. Then I don't have to worry about some dumbass signing up for the message board and telling all their friends. Makes this a happier place to post.
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Post by Shevy on Sept 10, 2005 9:49:47 GMT -5
Not really hatemail, but check out this thread at some Meshuggah forum: www.tandjent.com/meshforum/viewtopic.php?t=12013Meshuggah fans are hilarious. Throw a rock at the hive, and they start buzzing around in every direction. A bunch of angry hornets with no stingers that think Meshuggah is the end-all of metal. Best part is the guy who wishes we had a guest book so he could tear us a new one. Apparently, a message board just won't do...
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Post by 1:( on Sept 10, 2005 9:55:34 GMT -5
Meshuggah sucks.
Oh, oh! Give them a link to my Ion Dissonance review where I say "This band needs to stop trying to sound like Meshuggah and start trying to sound good" or something like that, haha.
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