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Post by 1:( on Jul 7, 2005 21:30:51 GMT -5
Not so much a quote, but something funny that happened yesterday that made me laugh really hard.
I was driving around with one of my friends...we were in his giant van thing. He actually likes a good deal of what I listen to(oddly enough) so I put my Bathtub Shitter CD in his car. We then decided to get some food and pulled into the Burger King parking lot. Apparently the stereo must have been louder than I thought because this ghetto bitch and her man or whatever were looking at us horrified(from somewhat far away too). The girl did a double take. She even glared at us after we got out of the car. When I went into Burger King, I started laughing hysterically.
On our way out, we saw these two people walking up some side street(we were on the main road), and my friend's van has one of those speaker microphone things(much like one you'd find in a school bus) so he made some noise into it and we drove off.
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Post by Shevy on Jul 8, 2005 4:20:32 GMT -5
and my friend's van has one of those speaker microphone things(much like one you'd find in a school bus) so he made some noise into it and we drove off. A buddy of mine in high school had one of those things on his van. They were a lot of fun.
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Post by 1:( on Jul 14, 2005 9:03:26 GMT -5
"Now leave me alone when I'm trying to mow the lawn, you faggot!"
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Post by Hell Bent For Karate Mullets on Jul 14, 2005 9:24:03 GMT -5
Good quote from a good album. I'm also partial to, "Black metal is for geeks who aren't even cool enough to play Dungeons & Dragons. Nobody's afraid of guys who wear make-up. You couldn't even take over an elementary school, much less the world."
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Post by 1:( on Jul 14, 2005 9:26:21 GMT -5
"Hellspawn Warhammer of the Nordic Wind"
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Post by Hell Bent For Karate Mullets on Jul 14, 2005 9:28:24 GMT -5
Ha ha ha! What an awesomely not awesome name for a band.
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Post by 1:( on Jul 14, 2005 9:35:59 GMT -5
"After listening to the first ten seconds of the CD, Cain threw up twice, so we burned it and buried the ashes in the yard. It sounds like it was recorded in mono into a boombox that was in a metal trash can."
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Post by 1:( on Jul 28, 2005 11:27:23 GMT -5
"Check out the lightning bolt cover song. It’s a new style of music coming out of weird abandoned art galleries in Boston, called Skronk music which is like insane punk, simplistic sort of gamma metal. Dom and Chris are gonna do a cover at the beginning of the gig tonight, of one of the bands that does that."
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Post by 1:( on Jul 29, 2005 23:06:22 GMT -5
I have to record this one before I forget it. I mentioned the rush at work in the bitch about shit forum I lord over. Towards the beginning, I heard this one quote that will be extremely hard to top as far as my workplace goes. In my time there, I've never heard anything this far out of left field, and it came from my female supervisor. "Mike, could you go finish cleaning table 12? Those little cunts sat down at it when it was still dirty."
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Post by 1:( on Aug 10, 2005 19:45:47 GMT -5
You know, I was just thinking about this one quote from Ed, Edd, and Eddy. You know when they try to avoid giving out a character's name in a TV show? They really went out of their way with this quote...
"You dare mock the brother of Eddy's brother!?"
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thrashed
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Post by thrashed on Aug 10, 2005 21:50:20 GMT -5
that cartoon is gay!
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Post by 1:( on Aug 25, 2005 15:16:11 GMT -5
"They say the retarded kid is artistic. I saw one of his drawings...amateur at best."
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Post by Hell Bent For Karate Mullets on Sept 1, 2005 13:23:31 GMT -5
Yesterday somebody asked me if I was going to see some band I've never heard of in my life play at the Hampton Casino. I mentioned that I had no idea who they were, but if they were playing the Casino then I probably wouldn't be interested regardless. Turns out they're some nu-metal/alternative rock outfit. Fine.
So the same guy walks in my office this afternoon to ask me a question. I just happened to be playing some Goatwhore when he walked in, so he says, "What, do you think alternative rock is for Sally's? What are you listening to...Megadeth?"
Awesome.
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Post by abc123 on Sept 2, 2005 6:39:24 GMT -5
"My boyfriend pissed on me" - one of the girls that i work with.
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Post by 1:( on Sept 15, 2005 21:29:13 GMT -5
Real Player made a funny. It said the genre of my Converge/Hellchild split CD was "General Unclassifiable", whatever that means.
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thrashed
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Post by thrashed on Sept 15, 2005 22:32:16 GMT -5
I was on some gay anti-death metal website and right when I read the following sentence I clicked out-
"Death Metal (also known as Black or Goth Metal, Shock Rock, or Grindcore)"
Now that's an annoying comment
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Post by 1:( on Sept 15, 2005 22:46:20 GMT -5
Whoever wrote that obviously listens to gospel or something stupid.
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Post by sc00ts on Oct 6, 2005 11:22:25 GMT -5
aim conversation with my wife:
Scoots: this guy wants me to draw a tshirt for his band featuring a shark fighting a grim reaper Mrs Scoots: whats the band Scoots: shark attack Scoots: think about that: a shark fighting a grim reaper Mrs Scoots: well the grim reaper would kick ass Mrs Scoots: so would the band not go for that since the band is called shark attack? Scoots: i don't think i have to declare a winner Mrs Scoots: but someones gonna have more blood Scoots: grim reapers can't bleed Mrs Scoots: i did not know that Scoots: it's a skeleton dude. they don't have any blood
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Post by Hell Bent For Karate Mullets on Oct 6, 2005 12:37:06 GMT -5
Maybe you could have the Grim Reaper using a giant clam as a shield! And the MOD shark could be fighting that guy from Surf Nicaragua in the background!
...or not...
I had this conversation the other day: *Guy stops by my office while I'm listening to music* Guy: Hey, what's the noise? Me: What noise? Guy: Sounds like it's coming from your computer. What the hell is it? Me: Probably just some music. Guy: It sounds like noise. Me: Yeah, it probably is. Guy: Why would you listen to noise? Me: Because I'm a faggot.
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Post by sc00ts on Oct 6, 2005 12:39:34 GMT -5
exactly why i don't talk about music (or anything really) at work
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